The "holistic" woman that she is, not wanting to take medication for, you know...mental illness, certainly believes in anesthesia, needles, collagen, implants, etc. Is that not a huge contradiction? She's ok with unnecessary surgeries/medications for vanity reasons but claims to be against medicine for ACTUAL illness. I am annoyed with the hipocrisy.
She and her husband are at the plastic surgeon for a consult about another boob job. Apparently hers have dents.
Later in the week/month/year, Peggy is taking her 1 year old daughter Capri and 3 year old daughter London to her modeling agent. London is running around the room and won't stop to have her picture taken. She's fucking three years old Peggy. Let her be a kid and don't put her to work at this age.
Gretchen is planning her parent's surprise anniversary party, a renewal of their vows. I'm distracted in this first scene because of three things. #1 In interview, she's wearing a hideous outfit, an awul necklace and her hair looks horrible. #2 Her boobs are squished so tightly together and lifted that I'm surprised I noticed how awful her top, necklace and hair were. #3 She's wearing a T-shirt with two oranges right over the boobs and it is ugly. Maybe it's a melon, I don't know. Either way it's corny.
This is followed by an annoying scene where Gretchen and her assistant go into her parents' beach house to take a dress of her mother's so she knows the size.
Gretchen has taken her wedding ring from her first marriage and has had it remade into a big ring for her mother. She should have just told us she bought it new because that is NOT sentimental...regurgitating a ring from a failed marriage and giving it to your mom to celebrate her successful one? Um, no.
For some reason it has taken Gretchen this long to realize that the size, look and price of an engagement ring doesn't actually determine the couple's happiness. Huh. Take notes people, this is important stuff that you probably would have never known otherwise.
Slade Smarmy gets home and calls Gretchen's father "dude' twice over the phone.
At Vicki's house, she's making very specific orders on how to make dinner. Steaks are 17 minutes on each side with the lid of the grill never opened. Maybe there is a secret hole in the grill to flip it without opening the top. I'm kidding.
Of course, this plan doesn't work so well and one of the steaks is as black as...burnt steak. I'm surprised to see Vicki using A-1 Steak Sauce on her steak. I thought fancy people didn't use that stuff.
The family is giving Vicki shit for never being around. She works constantly and goes on trips without her husband or her family. You can clearly see her and Don's relationship going down the toilet in this season.
Oh Tamra. I know I'm going to want to punch her in the face more in this episode than ever before. She's acting like a silly teenager who CRAVES attention by being half naked and pretending to be bi-sexual. You're TOO OLD TAMRA!
She's doing a photo shoot with her lesbian friend for the NO H8 which supports gay marriage. In interview Tamra says "Have I dipped into the vagina pool? Let's just say I'm an equal opportunist." and then proceeds to make the duck face. GROSS. I'm glad I have an empty stomach right now.
Tamra is moving from an apartment to a bigger house. Ugly Eddie is helping her move.
Her lesbian friend Fernanda is having a citizenship party because she became a US citizen. Some of the guests don't know who the first president of the US was. Fernanda is pissed that Tamra decided to move on the day of this party. Why are cameras at Fernanda's house when none of the housewives are there?
While packing up things in the garage, Ugly is finding all of Tamra's wedding momentos - her dress, her wedding candle, glasses. Ugly is showing some signs of Simon and wanting her to get rid of these things. Tamra cries as she places her glasses into the dumpster.
Alexis is putting together a party on a Tuesday from 6 to 8 pm. Tamra tells her she should invite Vicki even though they don't really get along. Of course. It is a "zen" party with relaxation AND botox!
Tamra has armed herself with pepper spray just in case Gretchen calls her evil again.
No one wants to take the gift of free botox from Alexis. They've either already gotten it recently or they enjoy moving their forehead. Alexis gets it, of course.
Fernanda tells Tamra that she was disappointed that Tamra couldn't make it to her party and Tamra, the drama queen, flips her head and exclaims "Disappointed? Are you kidding me right now?! I was fricken moving!?" I don't remember Tamra having a job really, so why couldn't she move on another day?
She keeps calling Fernanda "honey" and is SHOCKED that her friend was disappointed that she couldn't make it to her party. Tamra is crazy. Fernanda is calm and completely normal. Tamra is reacting as though Fernanda is attacking her.
Peggy sucks up a bit to Vicki and decides that she loves Tamra. On the way out Tamra screeches that she didn't have to use her mase. My god I hate Tamra.
I'll say it again, the only likeable person on this show is Vicki's daughter. Poopie episode tonight.
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