Maci kicks us off with a little recap on her breakup with Ryan and new relationship ups and downs with Kyle.
Maci is having money troubles because Ryan's child support has suddenly stopped. She calls the department for child services and says "This is Macy." I guess they are on a first name basis.
(Ok I know they just block out her last name on TV but what's the point? We all know its Bookout.)
She confronts Ryan about not getting child support. He says that it has automatically been coming out of her check. Maci believes him so they casually sit down and Ryan wants to ask Maci a question but he doesn't want to hurt anyone's feelings. Maci suggests that he just text her.
He texts her...from 3 feet away...and it says "Is Kyle slow???" Evidently lots of people were asking Ryan about that.
The answer is no, according to Maci. She forwards the text to Kyle and he's pissed. Duh.
Maci goes to lunch with her friend Keelie who may or may not have been in a fight or had some rough sex because she has a bruise on her arm that she tries to hide when she remembers.
Maci later discovers that her bank (named Maximus) screwed up so Ryan was telling the truth about the child support.
Farrah reviews last season with her crazy mom issues and tells us that she's in culinary school, waitressing and modeling.
She's going to further her career in waitressing by getting a boob job. Hooters, here comes Farrah!!!
Oh wait, its for the modeling. She says that the implants will be an investment for her and Sophia's future. Isn't that normally what strippers say? That their boobs are an investment?
She's at the plastic surgeon's office for a consult and has to fill out some paperwork.
On the form: Please list which part(s) of your body bothers you and why?
Farrah's answer: Here for Boobs.
I guess we should give her credit for using words. I was kinda expecting a sketch.
She's able to get a loan from the bank for her boobs. I wonder if she wrote "Here for boob money" on the application.
Back at home, Debra wants Farrah to write a will because she could die when getting her new boobs.
It's boob job day. Is it just me or does Farrah look like some sort of Muppet with that hair net cap on? I wonder if they will make her nose smaller while she's under anesthesia. Two for one! (Well I guess technically three for one).
During the commercial break, Farrah gets her boobs implanted. Her dad comes to pick her up at the hospital. How weird is that? Obviously he's going to check out her chest. At home, he needs to help Farrah down the stairs so he leaves Sophia in the entry way with the door open. The camera guys can watch her. New boobs are more important.
Catelynn's review includes showing her dirty awful mom April who looks like she's in her 60s and reminding us about Butch being in jail.
Catelynn and Tyler fell behind in school and they didn't graduate. Now there is more stress when Catelynn discovers that her bedroom window was attempted to be pried open. They check Catelynn's little brother's room and his window was unlocked and open. Nothing was stolen so we can only assume that someone has broken in to take photos of this celebrity home.
It scares everyone so they are going to try to find a new place. Catelynn and Tyler are going to try to find a place together. She hasn't told her mother yet so to appease her friends she calls her immediately. She doesn't seem to care too much.
Train-Wreck is back and we get a flashback of her fights with Gary. She's still dating the creeper she met at WalMart (Chris). For some reason Gary still wants Amber back. Gary is no prize but he obviously deserves someone better than this chick.
Amber and Gary are going to see a professional to work on their issues. Basically she's cuddling on a couch at relationship counseling with her ex, while she's still in a relationship with another guy. During this session, Amber looks stoned.
Later when Gary is at Amber's place, she gets on the phone with her WalMart boyfriend and then just gets in her car and drives to his house. She is courteous enough to call Gary as she's driving away to let him know.
WalMart is devastated. No Teen Mom money for you, dude!
