Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Lost Footage

I wasn’t even going to recap this episode because it is just “lost footage” so I didn’t think I’d have much to say.

Then Camille made the comment about how even though they are rich, they still have problems like everyone else…money problems. “Yes they’re different, they’re just on a larger scale.”

I want to punch this woman in the face! A LARGER SCALE problem would be people who can’t afford to pay for electricity, heat, food or their rent/mortgage. The LARGE SCALE problem would be people being homeless due to their money issues.

Yes, Camille, you might have a problem picking out the color for your LARGE house or deciding which airline to take to Hawaii. Just because the house and the plane are big, it doesn’t make them LARGE SCALE problems.

The rich ladies have “cut corners” by not taking private jets when they travel.

Camille is just “so generous”!!

I was going to say she needs to have a piece of humble pie but that’s just not severe enough. There should be a humble stick.

Now we move onto a collective group of clips to showcase Kim’s…tweaky nature, for lack of a better term. We have a scene where Kim heads to the same psychic that Kyle sees.

We find out that Kim was dating a man named John. She was on the phone with him and he was murdered while on the phone. So the medium told Kim that he’s trying to call her from the beyond so she needs to give him her phone number. The dead guy. Her phone number. So he can call her.

Moving on….

The conversation at the reunion turns to plastic surgery. Of course they’ve all had some.  In a clip it is revealed by Taylor that she LIKES for her forehead NOT to move. Basically she’s saying she wants to look plastic and fake. I don’t get these women.

Jiggy is Lisa Vanderpump’s tiny dog who has alopecia and wears clothes. He is so cute and he goes everywhere with Lisa.

(from newsodrome.com)

The poor thing only has fur on his head, front legs and back legs. His body is bare like a Siamese cat. The breeder sends an email to Lisa and tells her that Jiggy needs to be put down. WHAT? Because he is losing fur and itches?  I almost cried.

Of course, they call the vet to talk to him about it. There is actually an animal hospital for “small animals” in Beverly Hills. I guess there are a lot of people carrying around little puppies.  They are going to use a different medication so hopefully Jiggy’s itching will stop. Poor little Gigolo.

Adrienne and Paul seem to be the most normal couple to me. She doesn’t cook (just like me) and they bust each other’s balls a lot (just like me and my husband). Except we don’t own any hotels or basketball teams.

At Kyle’s “White Party” her daughter Portia falls asleep in her arms so she goes to lay her in the crib and she immediately wakes up. For some reason, Kyle just slides right into the crib with her. It looked very strange.

Back down in the dancing area, Kyle’s husband Mauricio is dancing and some blonde woman is whispering in his ear. Apparently saying something along the lines of “Does your wife take care of you?”

Kyle comes over and rips the woman away from Mauricio, it was AWESOME. She screamed at her and made her leave.

Camille attended the Tony’s with Kelsey even though he had already told her that he wanted a divorce.  At dinner after, Camille says “I miss you” and Kelsey says “Thanks.” Walk away…just walk away…one of you walk away…

Soooooooo awkward.

Seriously, someone come and sit down next to them to stop the awkwardness. Thank goodness, people came. But it is still awkward because Camille is showing off some big black diamond ring and saying she wants to go into the “mines in South Africa to find Tanzania”.

It could only be more awkward if Kelsey’s new girlfriend showed up.

Oh wait it can be more awkward. Camille is standing alone outside near the fountain and saying “I lost all my friends.” Kelsey’s probably already long gone humping his new fiancé.

This lost footage special wasn’t as exciting as I first expected. Oh well.

YEAH Next week there is a special about the dinner party from hell (the one with the bitch, Allison Dubois!) YEAH! More lost footage. They are really just stretching out the premiere of the Miami Housewives.