Bethenny Ever After (from 3/14)

Bethenny's baby nurse Gina is still living there, even though she sleeps through Bryn's crying while she's RIGHT next to her crib.

B heads out with Bryn in her baby carrier and she seriously looks like a doll stuck in there. It doesn't look comfortable at all. I don't know how long they are out but when they return, Gina is still sleeping.

There is apparently a huge demand for the Skinny Girl Margarita and there isn't enough product. I'm not sure why B can't control this or find out what's happening and she wants Jason to help her by stepping up to someone.

Nick, the awkward unshaven foodie friend stops by with a sandwich and I'm dying. I'm on a diet and I LOVE sandwiches. This is difficult to watch. Luckily, Nick's hair and unshaven face makes me lose my appetite.

Nick: "Have you ever been to the Big Gay Ice Cream Truck?"

B: "The Big Gay Ice Cream Truck? Are there big gays on it?"

Nick: "No, just a regular gay."

Foodie Nick is a little funny. When B introduces him to Bryn he says "Nice to meet you" as serious as can be.

Nick asks about B's assistant that she hired over him. I've been wondering what happened to Max as well. B doesn't want to talk about it. Great.

While B is at a photo shoot, Gina brings Bryn. Gina is clearly upset. It sounds like he's stealing money from her and screwing her over.

B is at her therapist...blah blah blah - I get a bit bored with this part because she's just telling him the same thing she's telling the camera all the time.

For Gina's birthday B is treating her to a manicure and pedicure. The first thing Gina asks the girl at the desk is "Do you wax the vaginas too?" Multiple vaginas.

B is explaining what happened with Max...basically he's a horrible employee and should have been fired a long time ago. He liked to be on TV, I guess.

Max shows up in some turquoise sneakers and B confronts him about his lack of work, laziness and how he has crossed the line several times (like going up to Jason at a party and asking for a condom).

B is getting angry and this is very uncomfortable. I think he's fired.

Jason and B go to a Bright Stars event (baby stuff). While B is being interviewed, Jason is surrounded by women and he's just like one of the girls. One of them inappropriately wants to talk about porn with him. Otherwise, this whole scene was irrelevant.

Foodie time! B & Nick go to some food fair. People are awkwardly standing around taking photos with their phone. I'd be doing it on the sly.

Jason shows up at the food fair with Bryn and B sends Nick across the street to get some liquor. He runs back across the cross walk like he stole something and then B asks him to push the baby carriage. It is one awkward sight. Nick seems very sweet but so, so awkward.

The gang gets Gina a cake and Bethenny cuts the tiniest pieces of cake - no wonder she's so damn skinny. I've never seen a piece of cake that small. Four of them have eaten a piece but in my world it looks like the cake has had one piece gone.

Another day Jason is trying to explain to B the problems with the lack of production of the Skinny Girl Margarita but she just keeps interrupting him. I hate margaritas.

Bethenny Ever After (from 3/7)

Bethenny is getting ready to go to an US Weekly party and she's clearly embarrassed about going. A strange man in a crazy outfit comes by to style her up with jewelry. I love the ring she gets.

Poor Jason is trying to nap in the other room while Bethenny's loud in the kitchen with her makeup artist and jewelry guy. He asks what he should wear to the party and B tells him "Not your jeans" because apparently he wears 80s jeans.  He puts them on and they look more like 1993 Gap jeans...but either way, wrong decade. B says that he needs "night time jeans".

I wish I had people to come to my house with jewelry and to do my hair and makeup. I'm lucky if I find my lip balm.

At a burger place on the way to the party, Bethenny sees a guy that had interviewed for her assistant position. The name says he's Nick, Bethenny's foodie friend. I hope she buys him a razor.  Ok that's mean...he's obviously very awkward and uncomfortable.

The next day (or days later, who knows?) Jason and B have a conversation about visiting his parents again. I can't picks sides in this argument but I do feel worse for Jason.

Julie is B's assistant and I have no idea how she does it. I love B but I could NEVER work for her.  But...Julie's getting a 10% raise. I wonder how much she makes.

B's going to be doing the Rachael Ray Show so the producer and his crew stop by and B proceeds to make him very uncomfortable because he's handsome and she makes sure he knows it. Gina, the baby nurse comes in and joins the uncomfortableness by flirting with one of the crew guys and then gets in just a towel before taking a shower.

The Rachael Ray show is a surprise for Julie - she's getting a makeover! Remember when Sally Jessy Raphael had makeovers? I LOVED those. I may have to find some old episodes online because I can't imagine what the styles look like to me now.

I need a makeover. And one of those little burgers they were eating at the beginning of the episode.

Julie reveals the new look on the Rachael Ray show and she looks amazing. I seriously need a makeover.

B and Jason go out for drinks and they pretend that they don't know each other and he "picks her up" at the bar. It's cute.  Against what her therapist told her earlier that day, Bethenny brings up the family situation again with Jason. I stopped paying attention and added some links to Bethenny's products on Amazon. 



  

B is talking WAY too fast, I think she might be drunk.

I'm disappointed with episode 2 but in the previews for next week things seem to pick up.