Teen Mom Unseen Moments (from 4/12)

Leah's first unseen moment is all about math. It was back when her hair was 2/3 curly, 1/3 straight, 3/4 brown, 1/4 blonde. I wonder if she actually used those fractions when explaining to the hairdresser what she wanted done.

Her eyeliner is about 90% of what it came to be by the end of the season.

I don't really care what the actual scene was about because it doesn't matter.

In her next clip she asks her sister to be her maid of honor. Her sister says that she will need to get a tan because she's so white. Um...too bad that didn't work out. You got an orange instead. (The photo below is from the finale)

Leah and Corey are arguing about something that I feel like almost every mom and dad must fight about at some point. Leah says she's tired (because she gets up all night with the babies) and Corey says he is too (he slept in until 11am). She cries (because she can't help it) and he is annoyed by it. This sounds so familiar. Except I only have one baby and my husband doesn't need subtitles.  Well, and a lot of other things...like we're in our 30s and I don't wear magic marker for eyeliner.




Kailyn's clip shows her feeding Isaac some juice (shocker!) and Suzi has a strange bruise on her arm.

Suzi says "We opened our home to you."  Who is we?

Kailyn has a strange bruise on her arm, too! Are they getting abducted by aliens at night?

Holy shit she has an even bigger one!

They are arguing about her living there and Isaac starts crying. I think it is because he wants formula or breast milk and Kailyn is feeding him straight up apple juice.

Kailyn on a date with Jordan with Isaac along = AWKWARD and BORING.

Oh no, Jo is rapping. Oh no. I'm embarrassed. Maybe he thought he would get a record deal. I'm embarrassed. Oh no.

He's complaining to his brother about Kailyn and money.

In the scene after Kailyn picks up her things from Jo's house, Kailyn confronts Jo's father who is sitting in the garage. He says that all Kailyn does is cause aggravation. They are arguing with each other like he's a teenager too. Where is Janet??!




Chelsea and Adam take Aubree to adopt a pet. Yup, add more responsibility to your plate. GREAT idea.

They look at a giant cat and Aubree starts sneezing while the cat almost scratches her eyes out. 

Another scene, Chelsea is going to get her wisdom teeth out. Afterwards she has an ice pack around her entire head and with her hair in her eyes she looks like she is in costume as a ghost with a Zorro eye mask.

Adam won't kiss her because she has drool and crusty blood on her mouth.  She's taken out of the building in a wheelchair. Huh?

Adam heads into the pharmacy to pick up Chelsea's prescription and he doesn't know if she has insurance or not so he calls her (she's outside in the car). Chelsea can't speak because she's swollen and has gauze in her mouth. FINALLY she says she'll just text him.

In an effort to sound interested in Adam's hobby (cars) Chelsea takes Aubree, clad in a pink top and leopard pants (of course) out to the garage to see Adam's latest purchase. She asks questions but he is clearly annoyed.

He spent $500 for a car and plans to spend about $5k to $6k fixing it up (it doesn't have a motor). He plans to find the money "on the street".

In another scene Chelsea practically has to beg Adam to watch a movie with her. She lists off a bunch of movies they have so he can pick one and most of them are horrible.

She wants to watch The Notebook and he chooses Joe Dirt. She wants to hold his hand and he just steals the blanket from her. Ah, true love.  




Jenelle's first clip starts with her handing a bottle to Jace while saying "here"...like she's handing a buck to a homeless man.

She has a conversation with Jace's father, Andrew about signing temporary custody of Jace to Barbara. He thinks it is a good idea because Jenelle is irresponsible. She, of course, disagrees and says that she's changed and is a pretty good mom to Jace.

If it wasn't so sad that this child has Jenelle for a mother, the cameraman would probably be snickering behind the lens.

The next scene shows Jenelle's friend Amber coming to visit and buying her "Silly Bandz". I had to look them up. These are basically just like what we called "Jelly Bracelets" when I was a kid except Silly Bandz when not on the arm form a shape of an animal or something. They are for children. Not teen moms.

I am trying to figure out what Jenelle's wrist tattoo says. I took a photo of it upside down but I still can't tell what it is. Anyone?

EDIT: Thank you to one of my readers, Sarah for explaining - this says "Vahn" which is Jace's middle name. Good lookin' out!

They discuss Jenelle dating someone now that she's a mom (this was all pre-Reefer). She says that she wants to find someone who has goals and isn't some low-life that isn't doing shit with their life. Oh so THAT'S why she went out with Reefer...all of his goals and ambitions.

Jenelle and Reefer go to a food pantry since she can't afford groceries. The only meat they have available is pig's tail. People eat pig's tail?

I'm unsure as to how they allow the two of them to get all of this free food. There are cameras following them around and Jenelle is clutching her cell phone.  I'm actually PISSED off right now.

Barb and her boyfriend Mike are at the beach with Jace discussing how wonderful and quiet it is at home now that Jenelle doesn't live there. We find out that Barb was a "party girl" when she was younger. Woo hoo Barb!

A wave comes up and gets their stuff wet and Barb blames Mike for it. Guess it isn't just Jenelle she blames for everything.

Jenelle's piece of shit car is falling apart. Her tire pops as she's driving with Reefer and makes a loud noise. She pulls over and is scared that it just happened. She's upset and says "What am I supposed to do?" Reefer just says..."huh...ummm...".  She doesn't have a spare tire so she has to get it towed.

The two abandon the car while Reefer carries his ghetto looking skateboard. Ah, true love. I think that's how The Notebook ended too.

Teen Mom 2 Finale Special with Dr. Drew

In honor of the final episode I'm giving a shout out to my biggest fan - my friend Carrie Sinwelski. Love you!!

Of course, I love all of you that read my blog!!!

To the show!!

We just see them sitting on the couch and I'm already distracted by Chelsea's hair. I hope she has something to say about it.  It is actually making me nauseated it is so ugly.

First we have a look at what has happened this entire season. Makes me hate Jenelle all over again.

Quick rundown:

Leah is still quite orange with her super thick eyeliner.

Chelsea says she is still working on her GED but we all know about her hair.

Jenelle still isn't working.

Kailyn says Isaac is almost 30 lbs.

Leah is first up. They flashback to early in the season when she has the straight bangs, curly hair and ugly lip piercing. She wins as the most improved as far as looks despite her skin tone.

There is still no new information about Ali. She needs more tests but she's improving.

Dr. Drew hits a nerve when he asks where Leah's father is (she doesn't know). A recurring theme with all the teen moms (except Chelsea and Maci from season 1 - well, and Farrah maybe...but she doesn't call him dad so I get confused).

For the first time I'm watching the episode in real time so I can't fast forward through the commercials. I am very impatient right now.  I don't know how people do it without DVRs. Commercials are such a waste of time.

After the break Corey is joining Leah on the set.  Thankfully he is not wearing a too-tightly-curled-brim hat.  Maybe he read my blog. Or looked in a mirror. Or looked at his hat when he wasn't wearing it and said "What the fuck?"

Leah's orange-osity is much more noticeable sitting next to pale Corey.

They are talking about the issues with Ali and they are crying.

This is depressing. We need to move onto the trainwrecks of the show. I'm predicting that Kailyn is next, then Chelsea and then dum dum dummmmm Jenelle is the anchor.

Poop. I was wrong. Dr. Drew said that Chelsea is up next. He says "Everyone of course wants to know..." and I TOTALLY thought he was going to say "what's up with the blonde hair" but he said "what's going on with Adam." I guess we want to know that too. But PLEASE Dr. Drew, for the love of all that is bleached, ASK HER!


Chelsea is wearing an ugly shirt that has orange sleeves. For a second I thought she was wearing a tank top.

The flashback to Chelsea's storyline doesn't highlight Adam's doucheness as one would have thought. We do get to see the scene where the girls talk in bed with their 80s hair again.

She and Adam are BACK TOGETHER. Is this the dumbest girl on the planet? Adam is here, of course. Maybe they are back together just so he could be on TV for the finale special.

His douchey sideburns are so long and the brim on his hat isn't curled at all. There's a happy medium here, guys.

Adam isn't really "living" with Chelsea so he is still not paying rent. Douche.

Randalicious is here and he's put on a few pounds.  Of course, Adam and Chelsea switch places on the couch so that Randy isn't close to Adam.

Adam is disrespectful and swearing at Randy saying that he's talking out of his ass. I want Randy to jump up and punch him.

This is the worst relationship since Ike and Tina. Neither of them trust each other. They argue constantly. Adam yells at Chelsea for having feelings.  Chelsea says that she tries to not fight or cry around Aubree. Too bad all of it is recorded and broadcast all over the world.

There is no way that this relationship will work. No way.

Dr. Drew did not ask about the blonde hair.


Misery is up next. I mean Kailyn. A flashback full of frowns and misery.

She's crying after seeing Jo yell at her in the parking lot after the custody meeting. This is new. I don't remember her really crying at all during the season.

Kailyn has her own place and Jo doesn't know where she lives so he can't come by in a fit of rage. Good decision.

Oh man, goofy Jordan is here and this is what he looked like in the shot before the commercial. Perfect!

OH...MY...GOD.  Please tell me that this is just the lighting on the stage and that his sneakers are actually white.

Nope, they actually are flourescent green because Dr. Drew commented on it. They really match with his navy blue sweater and red collared shirt. They are almost as distracting as Chelsea's hair. And the laces are flourescent green too. They are scary.

Kailyn actually seems to have a decent head on her shoulders during this finale and she's on Mirena so she won't get pregnant with a giant baby.  Ok, I know I make fun of Goofy but he seems to be a nice guy.

Jo and Janet are joining Kailyn on stage now. Jo is not wearing ugly sneakers and he has a nice v-neck sweater on. Too bad he is an asshole.

Kailyn admits that she should have waited to date someone else. Jo says that he had dreams of being a family with Kailyn and that he still loves her. When Dr. Drew asks if he's still IN love with her he hesitiates before he says no. Awkward!!!

I think Jo is kind of trying to make himself look good on TV to make up for the swearing and yelling in the last episode.

Janet drops some gossip that even when Kailyn was living in the basement (and dating Jordan) that she would wake up in the morning and see Kailyn in Jo's bed. Lovely. I wonder if Jordan overheard this or if he's just sitting backstage scratching his head and blinding people with his sneakers.

I'm annoyed that Kailyn keeps saying to Janet that she knows she could have done things differently. She doesn't apologize. She's admitting she was wrong, but in a roundabout way. Just like Jo - he keeps saying that he's sorry "to a degree".

This segment is filled with fauxpologies. (That was the Urban Dictionary Word of the Day recently...and I'm happy I got to use it in a sentence.)

Janet and Kailyn hug and the audience claps.  Janet is still my favorite parent of the teen mom cast, with Barb's boyfriend Mike falling in a close second. Just because he is such a secondary character on the show and seems to know that Jenelle is a piece of shit like the rest of us.


Jenelle's turn and she seems to be wearing a weird flowery top with some 80s shoulders. I think she may have borrowed it from Barb. One good point - she seems to have cut off her dirty hemp necklace but maybe it is hiding under the 80s top.

Flashback of Jenelle's story! Full of yelling, swearing and sad shots of Jace.  Also the realization that my accent is somewhat similar to Barb's (me being from Massachusetts)...but I don't yell like she does and she's a little more NY/NJ.

Jenelle knows that Reefer was bringing her down now. She doesn't like to be alone, she doesn't feel loved. Hmm...I wonder if that is why she got pregnant? Someone to always love her? Except I don't know that Jace will love her when he grows up and sees these episodes. Poor kid.

Dr. Drew points out that Reefer was a criminal and homeless...what's not to love? Jenelle said that his sense of humor got her. I thought maybe it was because he wore dirty hemp necklaces like her and said corny quotes like "Yesterday's history, tomorrow's a mystery, today is a gift, that's why they call it the present." I mean, who WOULDN'T fall for that. It's like he's Shakespeare.

Jenelle knows that Reefer used her, but what she doesn't seem to know is that she needs to use some different shampoo. Her roots are really greasy looking.

Dr. Drew tells her that she can use this show to tell Reefer to fuck off if she wants. Go Dr. Drew!

Obviously this was filmed before Jenelle's viral video brawl because it hasn't been mentioned.

Barbara joins them after the commercial break and the first sentence she says is "Jenelle never expresses anything to me but disrespect." Oh what would we do without these two? Teen Mom 2 would not have been so exciting but seeing Jace makes me wish that this were a scripted fake TV show. No child should have to be in the middle of these two screaming at each other and no child should be subjected to Jenelle as a mother.

Dr. Drew puts Barbara on the spot and asks here to say three positive things about Jenelle. Holy shit, I'd fail that test even if it were multiple choice.

Barbara actually can't think of anything quickly. She says she's strong, she can be ambitious and can't think of a third. I cannot imagine being such an awful person that my own mother can't think of three positive things to say about me.

Dr. Drew asks if she is loveable and Barbara immediately says no. Well that's clear. No one can be loveable with a stinky hemp necklace.

Jenelle tells her mother that she wants her to show she cares about her and not yell at her. Barbara starts crying because all Jenelle does is disrespect her. Jenelle seems like she is a sociopath and she has no emotion or expression. She threatens to walk off the set.

This is the worst mother daughter relationship since Joan Crawford and Christina. I wonder if Barbara hates wire hangers too.


Time for the four moms to get together and ask each other questions. Please someone ask Chelsea about her hair!!!!!!!

So far Leah asks Chelsea how she deals with her relationship with Adam and her dad and Chelsea asks Leah how she deals with having twins, one of whom has a medical problem. (Except you KNOW Chelsea didn't use the word "whom").  These are stupid questions.

Somebody ask Chelsea what the fuck happened to her hair!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm giving up.

The babies are coming out now. Of course Aubree is wearing leopard and pink and Jace although older than a year is still drinking from a bottle. Isaac and the twins are adorable.

The Teen Mom 2 party is NOT over - next week there is an episode with unseen footage.

And then, on to the new season of 16 & Pregnant. Woo hoo!

Teen Mom Season Finale: Worth Watching Just to See Chelsea's Hair in Previews for Next Week (from 3/29)

Leah is headed to the nail salon because she's getting married tomorrow.  Her sister Victoria is orange.

Time for the rehearsal! They are doing the rehersal at a church even though they are getting married at Coonskin Park. Leah's sporting the raccoon look again.

Leah's staying at her mother's house the night before the wedding and her orange sister is laying in bed with her while she talks on the phone with Corey.  They both have full makeup on and I feel the need to go wash my face and my pillowcases just looking at them.

I thought they were just hanging out to talk but Orange gets up to turn off the light. They are sleeping in full makeup! This is just gross. The sheets are going to be full of eyeliner and orange.

It is morning and Leah has no makeup on so she must have washed her face after the camera guys finished filming her cuddle with her orange sister.  Can I just say that I know she tried to match her nails to her wedding colors but they are really ugly.

Corey's mom is a hair stylist at a place called "Head Hunters". Perfect. She's getting some extensions in, curls and lots of hairspray. The pictures in US Weekly made Leah look really pretty but after she gets ready I really hate her makeup and her fake tan.  Maybe I should adjust the tint on my TV because Chelsea looks orange too.

The bridesmaids dresses are really pretty. I'm happily surprised. Well, technically I was happily surprised when US Weekly printed the pictures in last week's magazine.

The guys are getting dressed in a bathroom with their suits draped over the stall doors.

Corey's dad gives Corey a pocket knife that he carried with him during the Persian Gulf War. He also shows him a polaroid of him and Corey when he was about 3 or 4 years old. He tells Corey how he's so proud of him for stepping up and taking care of his girls and he's happy about the man he's become. I think Corey is almost crying under his sunglasses.

Leah gets dressed and she does look beautiful.

I'm nervous for them! I didn't have a big wedding because I did not want to stand in front of everyone like this.

Leah's mother looks like she's going to pass out from fear as she walks down the...dance floor.

Leah is waiting her turn to walk in and I think she's in some kind of sub zero refrigerator.

The twins are SO DAMN ADORABLE!!!

Corey cries as soon as he sees Leah walking down the dance floor. So sweet. These two redeem all of the other teen moms.

During the vows, Leah starts cracking up at the line "for richer or for poorer". Maybe she's imagining their non-mobile-mobile home.

When they kiss I think they almost break each other's noses. They are cute. One Teen Mom couple I'm proud of...as we move on to the others...

Chelsea hasn't heard from Adam for a few days. Both Chelsea and Aubree have colds and Chelsea's mom offers to make her soup. Instead, she's going home to get some diapers and have her dad bring her sushi.

Adam's SUV has been parked in her driveway and he hasn't picked it up. Randalicious is having it towed the next day.  Good.

Chelsea is picking out decorations for Aubree's birthday party and she wants to continue with the leopard print and pink theme. I hope she doesn't find any leopard print stuff.

Back at the house, Adam's vehicle is being towed. He was given fair warning by Randy. I love seeing people's cars get towed for some reason. Especially dicks like Adam.

It's Aubree's first birthday! I don't see any leopard print yet, just pink. Chelsea, her mom and sister discuss Adam and Chelsea actually says that she knows there is something wrong with her because she keeps going back to him. Acknowledging it is the first step.

Oh the cake, paper plates and the balloons have some leopard print.

Chelsea is in the bathroom getting ready with Megan and another friend. Not only is Chelsea wearing leopard print, the shower curtain is leopard print.  The two friends look like they are dressed up for an 80's Halloween party. I really don't get this theme at all.

For some reason Adam is texting Chelsea's mother. He's not welcome at the party but he wants to get Aubree tomorrow.

The party is over and Adam is suddenly at the house. He opens the garage door and starts throwing carriages across the garage. He is looking for his motor.  He gets in the house and asks where his car and motor are. Chelsea tells him that his car was towed and Adam says "Why?"

I wish there was something heavy and leopard print that would just fall from the sky and land on him right now. Chelsea won't call her dad for him to ask where his things are and Adam calls her a fucking bitch.  They lock the door so he can't get back in. Outside he's swearing up a storm calling Chelsea a bitch.

Chelsea is nervous about it and she calls Randy to let him know what is going on. She calls him and says "Dad, guess what?!" It's like she's going to tell him that she won the lottery or invented a machine that turns everything into pink leopard print.  Who starts a phone call like that when it involves something that may end up needing a 911 call?

Chelsea and her 80s dressed friends are sitting in her bed under the blanket talking. I don't understand this. This is her own house, why aren't they hanging out in the living room? The only reason you and your friends hang out in the bedroom is when you live with your parents. Maybe I'm just getting old.

Kailyn hasn't talked to Jo in a while and she's going to pick up Isaac while he's home. It looks like things might be ok with them and their custody agreement. There was no swearing or door slamming.

For some reason Kailyn feels bad about getting the custody agreement in writing simply because he was nice to her. She is even dumber than I thought. At least she has Suzi who is encouraging her.

While Kailyn is in the kitchen leaving Isaac unattended. He's eating dog food. Probably better for him than all the Gatorade or juice she gives him.

Kailyn goes out to eat with Jordan who pretends he knows Spanish and thinks he's a comedian all of the sudden. He's not funny at all so he can't make Kailyn laugh. I don't know what could make her laugh. She's too miserable.

Blah blah blah it is mediation day for Kailyn and Jo. No smiles from anyone so far. Not that it is a fun day for them, but holy crap these people make me tired.

Jo dressed up a bit for the mediation but Kailyn is in jeans.  Jo actually smiles and I almost passed out.

Cameras aren't allowed in the mediation room so luckily Kailyn and Jo recap it for us afterwards.  Jo wants a small change to their agreement and since Kailyn doesn't agree Jo says that they will have to see a judge about it because she's mentally ill.

While handing off Isaac to Jo, Kailyn tells Isaac "Your dad's a *beep*" and I can't tell what she says. Jo says "Your mom's a bitch." I truly hope that these kids use their Teen Mom income towards therapy for their children.

They argue all the way out to the car. Jo says "You think you're better than me? You ain't better than nobody. You're a piece of shit so shut the fuck up." Please someone cover Isaac's ears.  I'm sad at the end of this story.

Jace is crying and I think it is because Jenelle is home. She goes outside and hides around the corner to call Reefer because she knows Barbara would be pissed if she knew she was calling him.

Reefer has been forbidden to stay at his friend Mike's parents' beach house where he was staying with Jenelle previously - but...he's staying there anyway. I had a feeling that this beach house would be the reason they get arrested for breaking and entering. Sure enough, Jenelle goes there to visit and when she wakes up at 2am, Reefer was gone and the cops were banging at the door.

Jenelle is arrested for breaking and entering and possession of marijuana. The police found Reefer down the street and arrested him as well. Good to know that he just took off on Jenelle and left her there alone.

It is 6am and Jenelle is calling Barbara to tell her that she's in jail. Barbara's response is a calm "What are you doing there?" as if Jenelle just told her "I'm down at the mall."

Jenelle tells Barbara that she is done with Reefer and she wants to come home. Poor little Jace. Little does he know that within the next year his mom will be arrested again for fighting.

Jenelle spends the night in jail and posts her own bond. Her friend picks her up. Jenelle tells her the story and supposedly Reefer was just going to park Jenelle's car elsewhere and she fell asleep - that's why he wasn't with her when the cops came.

The cops brought her to the place where Jenelle's car was supposed to be (Reefer's friend's house) and the cops find him in there drinking and snorting coke.  Reefer got into the backseat of the cop car and says "I'm sorry. I love you." Thank goodness Jenelle seems to realize that he's bad news.  But...we all know that he's not the end of her problems.

Jenelle heads off to school and Reefer calls her to ask if she's going to get him out of there. He doesn't know why she wants him to sit in jail and think about it. He says he loves her and she doesn't say it back. A whole new Jenelle today.

Later Barbara gets home with Jace and Jenelle looks like she still hasn't showered yet.  What the fuck? You were in jail last night you dirty bitch!

She explains what happens with Barbara and they both yell at each other again in front of Jace.

Ok I know why they made this episode an hour and a half long - there is a commercial every 5 minutes.

Jenelle calls the credit card company to see what she owes from what she stole from her mother. Almost $800.  She tells Barbara that she's going to pay her back, stay in school and try to stay on the right path. 

Poor Barbara looks like she's aged about 20 years just this season of Teen Mom. 

She cries and says that she doesn't think Jenelle loves her and that she doesn't care. I agree with her. But Jenelle goes and gives her a hug.

Reefer calls Jenelle again and asks if she is going to bail him out. She says no and he asks if they are still together. She says that she doesn't know and that he has to change.

However, the more she thinks about it, she wonders if she's being too hard on him. Ugh. She talks to Barbara's boyfriend Mike about it. Because she's been in a relationship with Reefer for a whole five months straight it is hard to not be with him.

Mike, the voice of reason, tells Jenelle that she needs to drop everything and hang out with her kid. Mike is my favorite guy on the show.

But of course, Jenelle misses Reefer after TWO DAYS of him being in jail so she is going to bail him out. She has to keep it a secret from her mother. Doesn't she know Barbara finds out everything?

Jenelle goes to her friend Amber's house where there is a mattress in the lawn. C-L-A-S-S-Y.

Her plan is that she's not going to be with Reefer until he finds his own place and a job. She's giving him two weeks to change. Reefer's bail is $2,000 and the bondswoman can do it for $200 with a cosigner who is at least 21 years old.  Luckily, Amber's boyfriend is there and he says he'll do it. Idiot.

Does it not look like Jenelle has a giant lump on her forehead in this scene? Also, I think she still hasn't showered. 

NEXT WEEK on the finale special...breaking news:

 Chelsea is incognito.

What...the...fuck?



Teen Mom: How to Blend In At Your Wedding (from 3/22)

Chelsea and Adam have now been broken up for a couple weeks. His car is parked in her driveway, junk is in the garage and he hasn't come to see Aubree or pay child support. She should sell his car and his stuff.

A letter comes from social services that says they will be serving Adam with a notice to appear in court because he hasn't paid child support since June 22nd. Chelsea doesn't know how this happened, she guesses they just automatically do this. Why hasn't she been taking care of this and aggresively pursuing it? I don't care of Randy takes care of all of her bills, Adam is the father. I HATE ADAM!

Chelsea and Randy are meeting for lunch AGAIN to catch up on her life so she drops Aubree off at her mom's house. She says studying for the GED test isn't going well because Aubree is distracting because she's soooo cute. How about you drop Aubree off at your mom's house so you can study for the GED instead of going to lunch for the 80th time this season.

Instead, Chelsea thinks it is a good idea to bring Aubree to a coffee shop with her so she can study there and let Aubree drink juice that doesn't look watered down (someone told me Randy is a dentist so why doesn't she know about all of the sugar??) 

Why isn't she studying while Aubree is sleeping or with her dad or mom or just playing at home quietly? Oh, because Chelsea is lazy as hell and she's just trying to look smart and not lazy by "reading" at a coffee shop. Notice she opened the GIANT book to page one? Guess she hasn't read anything yet.

Adam calls suddenly and wants to see Aubree tomorrow. He complains that he hasn't seen her in forever and that it is dumb that Chelsea has plans and he can't take her.  He just keeps getting better and better! He can just stay away and pretend that he doesn't have a daughter until it is convenient for him or he misses the cameras being around.

Thankfully Chelsea doesn't give in.

At home she decides to Facebook stalk him. There are some new photos and it looks like Adam is living with a new girlfriend who looks like a mix between a "bulldog and a mouse" who smokes butts.

Chelsea and her friend Megan go out to get pedicures instead of studying for her GED test.  For some reason the cameras are at Adam's place with his girlfriend (or I guess I should say HER place). In the Facebook pictures that Chelsea was looking at, the faces were blurred out, but here she is on TV. She has the "Rachel" hair cut. Seriously.

She says that it sucks that Chelsea won't let Adam see Aubree. Yeah and it sucks that Adam doesn't want to see her until he thinks it will impress a girl or get him on television. It sucks that Adam thinks he can choose when he can be a dad.  What is this girl doing with him? Oh yeah, getting on TV.

I wonder if Adam picked her up at the county fair.  Fair whore.

Chelsea calls Adam to tell him that she's not comfortable with him taking Aubree. He tells Chelsea that Aubree isn't hers, she's their child together.  Of course he wasn't saying this when he lived with Chelsea and she was doing everything for the baby and he played XBox or went out with friends. Clearly she was HER child then.

Also, during her 16 and Pregnant Episode he said he wanted to sign away all parental rights to her. Should've taken him up on that Chelsea. But since she's the human equivalent of a sloth that never happened.

Oh and Aubree is now drinking what can only be that gross orange drink from McDonald's.



Kailyn brings Isaac to Jo's parents' house and his brother Junior actually meets her at the front door instead of through the garage like he normally does. Must be a special occasion.

Suzi meets Kailyn for lunch to discuss that they need to get some custody agreement in writing.  Duh.

Kailyn goes to pick up Isaac from Jo's house and Jo doesn't even let her inside. Back at her mom's she calls the courthouse to get information about a custody agreement.

Her studying for school isn't working very well because she got an F on a test. She talks to her college friends outside during lunch about Isaac and Jo. It really does seem like these two friends are set up, maybe paid by MTV just so Kailyn isn't always talking to the camera, Jo, her mom or her side ponytail-skintight-shorts girl.

Kailyn drops a class in school because she feels she is doing too much with her other classes, work, Isaac and the custody situation.  She heads to the place to file the paperwork for custody. Suzi pays the money to get the forms started.



Leah and Corey are discussing their fight about the wedding. Well, Leah is discussing it. Corey is mumbling incoherently. They decide they do want to get married after all.

Today Corey and Leah are going to pick out their cake. There is a camoflauge cake and they say that their wedding IS in camo. Did she just say that??? Because I joked about that when they chose their location but if that's actually true...holy shit.

Leah and Corey go ice skating with some friends. It looks like Leah's been sharing her eyeliner because her friend is all raccooned up too.

Ali's second opinion appointment is today. These doctors seem much more friendly. I hope they can find out what is going on and that it is good news.

There are some growth restrictions in one of her hips. They suggest a geneticist as well. When Leah says how no doctor can tell if Ali will ever be able to walk, I feel sick to my stomach and sad.

Corey and his wedding party are trying on their suits. They really are camo accented. Oh...my...god.

Back at home Leah's eyeliner is at risk of smudging because she's tearing up a bit talking to Corey about Ali. I'm lucky that I do not have eyeliner on. And even if I did, there wouldn't be enough that it would come off with tears.




Jenelle is staying with Reefer at his cousin's house. Evidently Reefer can't drive because Jenelle is talking him through it from the passenger seat. He probably should've waited to smoke until after they drove.

Jenelle is taking a break from Reefer and she goes to her friend Amber's house. Amber has a blow up dolphin hanging from the ceiling.

Jenelle doesn't know if she should be honest with her mother about stealing her credit cards because then she might use it against her with the cops. But if she lies, her mom is going to start an investigation. Hmmm...I think the truth just MIGHT come out when the show airs.

Since Jenelle no longer has money to support Reefer, he's going to stay with friends two hours away. Well, she says it is because they are arguing a lot but we all know that he's really just taking a break while she's broke and plans to turn up again when she gets her Teen Mom money.

Jenelle goes to her mother's house and doesn't even look happy to see Jace, she doesn't pick him up.

Barbara shows Jenelle the $700 credit card bill that includes purchases and cash advances! Cash advances! Why didn't I think of that? That's how they bought their weed...uummm...gas and food.

Barbara wants her to pay her in one lump sum or she's going to file a police report. Jenelle refuses to do so because she doesn't even know how much it is. Seems simple you moron. Look at the dates. Look at the locations of the gas & food & cash advances.

After their argument she leaves without hugging, saying goodbye or even looking at Jace.

Jenelle gets her financial aid check reissued to her and it will take a week or so. She thinks she has lost her job because her boss has been calling her because she's missed a few days of work. Duh.  She explains that she's had a lot of family issues but didn't say why she didn't call him before missing work. Yup, she's fired.

Jenelle has no where to stay since Reefer isn't around and Amber isn't answering her phone. Maybe that blow up dolphin popped and she's out shopping for a new one.  So Jenelle is planning to sleep in her car. Barbara calls her and tells her she can come home for the night and they will talk in the morning.

The next morning while Jace is drinking something purple, Barbara and Jenelle talk about the situation. Every time either of them say "Kieffer" I get confused. I've been calling him Reefer for so long that I think that is REALLY his name. Barbara wishes Jenelle would stop seeing him and take responsiblity and go to school. We all know this isn't going to happen anytime soon thanks to US Weekly. I kind of think that the magazines shouldn't do articles about the girls while the show is on so we don't already know how things turn out after the season is done.


Next week is the season finale! To prepare, put on something that will allow you to blend into your couch so you can feel right at home at the camo wedding. Also, if you're doing anything illegal, stop and get rid of it because cops are involved next week!