Bethenny Ever After (from 3/14)

Bethenny's baby nurse Gina is still living there, even though she sleeps through Bryn's crying while she's RIGHT next to her crib.

B heads out with Bryn in her baby carrier and she seriously looks like a doll stuck in there. It doesn't look comfortable at all. I don't know how long they are out but when they return, Gina is still sleeping.

There is apparently a huge demand for the Skinny Girl Margarita and there isn't enough product. I'm not sure why B can't control this or find out what's happening and she wants Jason to help her by stepping up to someone.

Nick, the awkward unshaven foodie friend stops by with a sandwich and I'm dying. I'm on a diet and I LOVE sandwiches. This is difficult to watch. Luckily, Nick's hair and unshaven face makes me lose my appetite.

Nick: "Have you ever been to the Big Gay Ice Cream Truck?"

B: "The Big Gay Ice Cream Truck? Are there big gays on it?"

Nick: "No, just a regular gay."

Foodie Nick is a little funny. When B introduces him to Bryn he says "Nice to meet you" as serious as can be.

Nick asks about B's assistant that she hired over him. I've been wondering what happened to Max as well. B doesn't want to talk about it. Great.

While B is at a photo shoot, Gina brings Bryn. Gina is clearly upset. It sounds like he's stealing money from her and screwing her over.

B is at her therapist...blah blah blah - I get a bit bored with this part because she's just telling him the same thing she's telling the camera all the time.

For Gina's birthday B is treating her to a manicure and pedicure. The first thing Gina asks the girl at the desk is "Do you wax the vaginas too?" Multiple vaginas.

B is explaining what happened with Max...basically he's a horrible employee and should have been fired a long time ago. He liked to be on TV, I guess.

Max shows up in some turquoise sneakers and B confronts him about his lack of work, laziness and how he has crossed the line several times (like going up to Jason at a party and asking for a condom).

B is getting angry and this is very uncomfortable. I think he's fired.

Jason and B go to a Bright Stars event (baby stuff). While B is being interviewed, Jason is surrounded by women and he's just like one of the girls. One of them inappropriately wants to talk about porn with him. Otherwise, this whole scene was irrelevant.

Foodie time! B & Nick go to some food fair. People are awkwardly standing around taking photos with their phone. I'd be doing it on the sly.

Jason shows up at the food fair with Bryn and B sends Nick across the street to get some liquor. He runs back across the cross walk like he stole something and then B asks him to push the baby carriage. It is one awkward sight. Nick seems very sweet but so, so awkward.

The gang gets Gina a cake and Bethenny cuts the tiniest pieces of cake - no wonder she's so damn skinny. I've never seen a piece of cake that small. Four of them have eaten a piece but in my world it looks like the cake has had one piece gone.

Another day Jason is trying to explain to B the problems with the lack of production of the Skinny Girl Margarita but she just keeps interrupting him. I hate margaritas.