Cindy pokes in and tells her it isn't worth it. Not sure why people thought it was worth being her friend before this.
Downstairs Ramona is crying with Alex comforting her. Sonja stands there with a leopard scarf around her neck that drags on the floor - someone could choke her if they stepped on it. When LuMann comes in she asks Ramona why she's causing trouble and Alex shoos her away to get Ramona some Pino Grigiot. There must be some in a box under Ramona's bed.
Everyone feels the need to come in and talk to Ramona about the situation. Just mind your own fucking business everyone! Ugh.
Everyone goes out to dinner. A belly dancer is flinging herself around the restaurant. For some reason Ramona is treating her like a stripper and putting money in the dancer's waistband. This whole thing is embarrassing. Now Alex and Ramona get up and dance with one of the belly dancers. Oh my goodness I would leave.
The next day Jill, Alex, Sonja, Cindy and Kelly go somewhere to get some historical tour. Jill asks a million questions. This is boring.
Later on Alex checks in with Ramona to see how she is doing after the fight with Jill. Ramona is "crying" on a chaise lounge outside. Alex promises to be Ramona's wingman tonight.
LuMann, Kelly and Cindy get henna tattoos. Ramona and Sonja are upstairs in their rooms.
Well - because we had some thunderstorms tonight, my Direct TV obviously got a little messed up because suddenly I was on a commercial and now we are back and Kelly is telling Alex that she's being weird. Alex has the worst timing ever.
It looks like Alex came downstairs to defend Ramona. She says that Ramona asked her to protect her from LuMann. Holy cripes. If Ramona really said that - Alex isn't supposed to repeat it. What an idiot.
Kelly keeps telling her to stop and to just stay out of it but for some reason Alex thinks that during this Moroccan vacation while the ladies are getting henna done is the perfect time to discuss drama.
Kelly walks away talking to herself calling Alex an idiot and she's stupid. She says something about Alex's scarf. It's equally as weird as Alex's ranting. Somehow Kelly's tattoo is ruined and she blames it on Alex. She comes back in and tells Alex that this is not normal behavior. (I think there is a mirror over there Kelly...take a look.) At one point she exclaims to herself "Who's going to fix my tattoo? Santa?"
They go outside and Kelly just shhsshhs Alex over and over again. Alex is shouting and has hives all over her neck and chest. Kelly actually calms her down and tells her that sometimes it is better to observe and not participate in chaotic situations. When the fuck did Kelly become the voice of reason??? If she hadn't said Santa would fix her henna tattoo and would just stop saying the word "weird" in every single sentence I would almost consider her borderline somewhat a teeny bit normal.
Sonja tells Ramona that she snuck a peek at the dresses that were made by the designer for them. Ramona wants to sneak and look at it too. Ramona actually tries hers on over her clothes. She doesn't seem to like it so she tries on another. None of this seems like a good idea. They run back to their room, Alex joins them and they discuss the events.
Downstairs, Jill, LuMann, Cindy and Kelly are sitting down for dinner. Apparently Alex and Ramona asked for dinner to be sent to their rooms instead but they told the kitchen this and not the ladies. LuMann and Kelly again say that Alex was acting weird and dark. Damn - I can't believe Direct TV cut off Demon Alex. Can anyone tell me what happened? I will watch "Watch What Happens Live" after this so maybe Andy will show a clip.
Alex suddenly shows up looking shocked that dinner is happening. LuMann says the kitchen is closed so Alex can just have the salad that is already on the table. Alex says she wasn't told about the 8:00 dinner but LuMann thinks she did and says that because she has an education, she should know that telling LuMann that she wasn't coming to dinner was the right thing to do. Oh yes, I learned about that in my Dinner Etiquette in Morocco with Annoying Bitches 101 class.
Apparently LuMann got her Masters Degree at Condescending University. She says to Alex "You started it, not me." Did I just see her stick her tongue out? Alex continues to talk on and on and Kelly leads her out of the room telling her that she's saving her. Kelly has a Bachelor's Degree from CU.
Kim Zolciak should step in and start singing "Tardy for the Party."
Ramona and Sonja burst into the room later (I don't know how much later than 8pm) and Ramona asks what is for dinner. LuMann says "What dinner?" It's already done and they had their sent to their room. Or they had wine sent to their room - I guess that is the same thing to Ramona and Sonja...dinner=wine.
Ramona said that the wine was a 5:00 snack and everyone keeps calling each other "darling." For those who didn't graduate from Condescending U, they must be taking evening courses.
Sonja walks away quietly and Ramona seems to wander around trying to find the exit. LuMann gets up to storm off. Oh wait, Ramona comes back with plates full of the "snacks" she was talking about.
It seems as though no one knew when dinner was except LuMann, Kelly and Cindy. Jill had shown up earlier but was gone the whole time finding Diet Coke? She comes in the room at the end and says that she's starving. Where has she been?
Ramona pulls the apology "I'm sorry you feel hurt." That's not an apology. "I'm sorry I hurt you" is an apology.
Oh - it's 9:30pm. Why didn't someone just call up to their room or go and get them? They waited an hour and a half because maybe some food was sent to their rooms earlier in the day?
The next day is packing day. Jill and Ramona talk again. It is a much calmer situation. They say they will let bygones by bygones and try to be more sensitive to each other's feelings. We'll see.
Back in NYC Mario and Simon are out playing pool. Some woman joins them and Simon takes a picture of Mario posing with her. Bad timing there, probably.
Belly dancing. Ramona in a bikini top. Enough said.
It is the night for the ladies to wear their designer dresses. They get their makeup done. They actually all look really great.
LuMann wants to everyone to say their favorite part of the trip and Alex starts going on and on about feelings. For some reason LuMann keeps saying "yahabibi".
I can't believe you missed Alexs dramatic entrance!!! In Kellys words it was weird!
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