Bad Girls Club: Wanging in a Slophouse (from 3/21)

Sorry I'm so late with this recap but it is the least popular of all of the shows I recap so I figured it could wait.

I forgot how gross Wilmarie is. I feel like she's walking around in pee soaked shorts and hairy calves.

When they show the girls walking around the house - it is such a mess. How can anyone live like that? Pick up your shit!!!

Jessica's mom calls and Lauren answers the phone. Since Jessica isn't there Lauren asks if she could take a message.  Jessica's mom (who sounds like she's a teenager) first wants to know who it is that she's talking to and isn't nice about it. Lauren ends up hanging up on her and I don't blame her.

Char finds out that there is some video online of her and people are making fun of her on the website.

Here is the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-50Vntuc21Y  Nothing too exciting except she looks like an idiot and might have a smelly vagina.

Nikki, Lauren and Wilmarie pull the couch outside and watch everyone else leave the house. I don't really get it but I think it was supposed to be some kind of intimidation tactic.

Jenn, Kori, Char and Jessica go out to eat and I'm more annoyed with Jenn's voice than ever. How can anyone be near her?

The girls get home and throw water bottles from the car at the house (apparently aiming at the three girls who are still sitting on the couch outside).

Nikki says something to Jess like "I can't hear you, I don't speak hood rat." Awwwww snap. Nikki keeps saying something in Spanish and luckily Oxygen types it out for us on the screen.

              Ya Tu Sabes
              Spanish Slang
              1. "You already know."
              2. "Ya'll know how I do."

I still don't understand what any of that means.

The next day Jenn uses a plunger to rub the dry erase marker off of Wilmarie's picture. Since Wilmarie isn't there to see this, I don't know how it is an insult. In fact, Jenn is probably getting toilet poopie water on her hands from having to lift the plunger up in the air. She's only hurting herself.

Now she's hurting me by making this face:

Nikki's plan to get Jenn out of the house is apparently staring at her.

Kori, Jessica and Char go to a tattoo parlor so Kori can get her giant tramp stamp touched up. The camera does an unfortunate close up of Kori's face.

Back at the house, Nikki, Lauren and Wilmarie decide to gang up on Jenn who is alone. They block her from going up the stairs and walk really close to her. The camera does an unfortunate close up of Lauren's ass in a bright blue romper while picking her wedge.

The girls are telling Jenn that they are going to pack up her things.  Jenn in her wailing nasal voice says "I'm not trash, I'm not trash. I was raised with class sweetie." Sure. I believe you. You're from Jersey.

Loud obnoxious yelling. Wilmarie basically dry humping Jenn and then Nikki pushing Jenn. The three bullies are packing all of Jenn's things and taking them down to the bottom of the driveway.  Jenn packs up the rest of her things Angelina-style in trash bags and leaves. Not before Oxygen gives us a montage of her annoying voice.

Jessica thinks that Jenn is being weak by leaving without punching anyone because she thinks Italians are supposed to stand up for themselves.

Jessica found out about Lauren hanging up on her mother so she asks Lauren about it while less than a half inch from her face. I can smell the halitosis.

Char is going out on a date with Eric, a guy from the tattoo parlor.  She talks and talks and talks and talks and throws in the middle "I don't like Hitler."

This is their first date and she asks "Do you believe in marriage?" His answer is "Mmm...I'd get married but I don't believe in it."  He doesn't trust women.  At least he spoke a few words during the dinner.

Nikki is drunk and confronts Jessica about how she walked Jenn to the car and said she was her friend but then when she left, she drew all over Jenn's photo on the wall.

Jessica keeps using the word "wang" to mean "punch" or "fight" I think. Kori used this word too, last week. Where I come from wang is either a part of a name in an Asian restaurant or a penis.

Nikki starts a verbal fight with Jessica but on their way upstairs to get in this "wang" Lauren is yelling at the top of her lungs so Jessica confronts her first. Jessica pushes Lauren first and then they start fighting. Oh wait, wanging. Jessica throws Lauren down by her hair and starts punching her while she's down.

A crew member pulls Jessica away and Nikki comes over and punches Jessica in the face while she's being held back. WEAK!

Nikki goes downstairs and basically apologizes to Jessica. Lauren overhears it and is crying about it.

The next night everyone heads out to a place called The Parlor. Nikki and Jessica are looking like BFFs.

There is a live band playing and Char thinks one of the member is cute. He and his twin brother come to the girls' table and give their phone numbers. Back at the house Lauren found the piece of paper with the number on it and she hides it. Suddenly Wilmarie seems to be BFFs with Char and is trying to help her find it.

Looks like Wilmarie's turning to Char's side next week and for some reason they are playing dodgeball.