So we've made it to the end of another season. I can't believe it. Actually I can't believe that they are going to be filming in Italy. I'm frightened of that one.
So we leave off with Ronnie finding out from Arvin that he and Sammi have made out in the past. Ron runs outside to confront Sammi and she comes in to get on the phone with Arvin. She is still denying it and Arvin isn't backing down.
Mike is instigating it by saying Sammi is lying (which I agree with, she isn't a good liar) and then Ron ends up just hanging up the phone.
It is Sunday dinner time and it is awkward. Ronnie goes outside to smoke a butt and for some reason Sam follows him. Seriously? Oh my god. Stop talking to each other. Anyway, Sam admits that she hooked up with Arvin when she was 21 years old and now she's almost 24 so it was a long time ago. I'm not sure why she didn't just say this to begin with. If she did that back then it was before the first season of Jersey Shore so what's the big deal?
It is the next day and Ron, Snooki and Vinny are working. Well, not working. Ron is actually laying down on the shelf behind the counter.
Tonight is a BBQ with friends and family thrown by the Shore Store guy I think. Pauly D is DJing and Ronnie is doing his wooden puppet dancing. I'm so glad because I didn't think we'd get to see the puppet dancing again.
Deena's friend Lisa comes to the party and Vinny wants to flirt with her. Deena stops it because of Snooki. She ends up saying to Lisa right in front of Vinny that he just slept with some ugly chick and have slept with a ton of skanks. It is true but come on...if this Lisa doesn't know this about him she's a fucking moron.
Sam tells Ron that she is angry with Mike for getting into her business and she can't be ok with Ron if he's cool with Mike.
Everyone heads back to the shore house and Deena doesn't understand why Vinny is mad at her. He makes a comment that Deena is like Angelina - which to the Jersey Shore people is the WORST insult ever. Basically Deena is a cock block.
I hate Angelina and I think people who cock block are losers but I'm on Deena's side. That girl is her best friend, she was just warning her about Vinny's sexual history. Then again, the girl is an idiot if she wants to sleep with him anyway.
The next morning Mike apologizes to Sam. BORING.
The gang is going out to eat and it is a bit tense. Pauly D. tries to break the ice by asking how everyone's day was. Deena does a boring little toast.
It is the last night for partying so Snooki practices her cartwheel to make sure that people can't see her crotch. She bends over in front of the mirror to check it out and then shrugs.
They are at Karma for their last night. Roger and JWoww talk about what happens now...if they are going to be boyfriend/girlfriend after they leave the shore. It is kind of cute. Funny how from the outside, JWoww looks like a big slut but she's the one who is in a cute little relationship. Don't judge a girl by her tan boobies and lack of clothing!
Deena falls down again, the episode wouldn't be the same without that.
Snooki takes a guy home and makes him a grilled cheese. He is the guy that helped her with some bandaids when she fell before. He has really ugly hair. Especially in the night vision where it looks like a mushroom.
Sam is talking to some guy friends and she tries to call Ron over because she wants to hang out with her boyfriend. Huh? Did I miss something? They got back together? Of course Ron is jealous and upset so he walks away.
Everyone is walking home. Sam is slurring like crazy and is walking really slowly back to the house while Ron leaves her in the dust. In the house Ron goes up to bed and Sam follows. They start arguing in the bathroom and Ron says he's "done" for the 7 millionth time this season and then calls her a stubborn bitch and "fuck you". They are screaming at each other and Ron slams the door shut. Everyone in the house can hear them screaming at each other. What a great way to spend their last night in the house, listening to the most annoying couple in the world next to Heidi and Spencer yell loudly about the same shit they've been fighting about their entire relationship.
Ronnie is crying and he says he wants to go home and is "done". I thought they were already going home? They go to separate rooms. Vinny eats grilled cheese. Super exciting.
Why doesn't anyone have sheets on their bed?! I wonder if Mike ever found the cheese?
UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH Sam wants to talk to Ron again. I am SO GLAD this is the last episode and that there are only 10 minutes left. I cannot stand these two talking and talking and talking and talking and talking about the same shit. My mind has actually wandered and I'm not even paying attention anymore. There's even a boring song on in the background.
How disgusting must this house smell between the stinky vaginas, cheese, old food, puke, overflowing toilets and dogs shitting and pissing everywhere? Everyone must breathe a huge breath of fresh air when they walk out of the house.
This finale SUCKED. The end. I'm glad.
LOL. I just hope that Ron and Sammy are finally broken up for the Italy season. I was in Italy and it' an awesome party country. I loved it. They should have a lot of fun, but I think the funniest will be how they represent themselves compare to real Italians.
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