Kelly is laughing WAY too much - there is no way that LuMann is that funny. Maybe she's laughing at her furry vest. No that can't be because Kelly dresses terribly as well.
Kelly wants a boyfriend/husband. Someone may have to be quite sedated to be interested. We'll see.
Alex and Sonja go out to lunch to discuss their issues they had last week. Sonja has a giant winter hat on. Am I that out of touch that this stuff looks good and I think it just looks crazy?
It seems like everyone on the Real Housewives go out to eat with their enemies and people with whom they have just had a big argument. Anyway, Alex keeps talking, talking, talking and Sonja is just eating in her giant hat. Alex is getting hives and Sonja is chewing.
Sonja says she was afraid that Simon was going to pop up from behind Alex at her art show. You can see Alex imagining a knife going into Sonja's chest.
Cindy and Kelly go out to eat and Cindy is all upset when she walks in. She's shaking. She had to fire one of the nannies. Oh my goodness. Come to find out - she didn't even do it, she had her brother fire her. I think Cindy's lacking on the storylines. She isn't crazy enough.
Kelly is having a hard time typing out an email on her phone to Ramona that she can't attend some event. Then they watch each other bite into lettuce. This is the most boring dinner in NYC.
Ramona and Sonja go to David Meister's place - he is a designer who Ramona will be modeling in a runway show. We are reminded about her scary eyes from the last show.
Ramona tells Sonja about Kelly's well thought out email and tells us that her response was "Kelly, if you can't support me, don't expect me to support you." Ugh.
LuMann is out with her boyfriend Jacques about this "Wine Connection" event for singles. I guess it is like speed dating but at each table they try a different wine. I imagine this ending in some vomit.
Sonja, Kelly and Cindy are the singles who attend. Kelly doesn't drink wine so she's hunched over asking her first "date" why they swirl the wine around. Sonja is talking about how much makeup she wears (or doesn't wear) as her "date" stares at her cleavage. The best thing about Sonja is that she acknowledges his gaze instead of ignoring it or getting angry. Cindy's first "date" is 23 years old and he agrees with her that she could've given birth to him.
When the 23 year old has Kelly as a date he tells her that he attends Juilliard and she assumes he's a dancer. No...he's an actor, he tells her. She then asks what instrument he plays. He says that he's an actor. She then tells him a scenario to act out - tell her that he has cancer and to ask her to marry him. It is quite awkward.
Cindy is with the boob man now and asking if he likes kids. But I'm pretty sure he is one.
Although I see no bikes around, Alex's son is wearing a bike helmet as he walks around. Talk about overprotective.
It's Alex's birthday party on Governor's Island and everyone is freezing. After Simon toasts Alex, their son jumps up and knocks her champagne glass right onto his head.
Alex thinks it is the most wonderful birthday party ever...but it looks boring and cold.
It is time for the fashion show and Ramona is practicing so as to not bug her eyes out on the runway again. Backstage no one knows when Ramona is supposed to go out. When she does, her eyes weren't as big as last year but she still looks like a weirdo.
LuMann and Sonja go to Cindy's spa and they close it down just for them. Kelly comes late of course. LuMann is apalled to be talking about hair removal. I think she's worried that they are going to find her penis.
Alex is at a photo shoot. This is what she looks like pre-makeup/hair. I think Kelly is right - being a model doesn't necessarily mean that you're pretty.
She's quite scary even after the makeup.
There's another event. All these people do is have events and go to lunch. This one is about women in business and Ramona was asked to be a guest speaker.
I think my favorite NYC Housewife is Sonja. How cute is she?
Oh no...Alex shows up and she kept her hair and makeup from the photo shoot. What is she doing? I'm so embarrassed. I think she just did this so that she could say "I literally just came from a shoot." She is in the biz now so she can call it a "shoot" and not a photo shoot.
There are about 8,000 glasses at the table. I think someone is going to play music with them.
During Ramona's speech, Sonja just keeps talking and nodding. I think all of those glasses may be hers.
Next week Kelly falls off a horse. I can't wait!!!
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