Bad Girls Club (from 4/11)

This show is becoming quite difficult to recap. The girls are more annoying than ANY other season in the past. But...I'm not giving up yet.

We ended last episode with Ugly Wilmarie and Nikki fighting in the limo so this is where the episode begins. Blurred out crotch shots of Nikki, Wilmarie trying to bite. Gross, I would NOT want to be bitten by Wilmarie.

Lauren does the "clap talking" even when she's not yelling. She's clapping with each of these words while she talks to Nikki "If you need my help..." It's like she's trying to count how many words she's saying...can't go over the limit.

Nikki gets sent to the hotel for the night to "cool off".  She calls her dad in the morning and thinks that none of the girls are on Wilmarie's side and that Lauren will never turn on her. Sounds like Oxygen put this conversation on the show to show how wrong she is later on.

The girls go for a hollywood bus ride and Jessica screams BAD GIRLS CLUB from the top of the bus and flashes everyone. They are going on a Mexican bar crawl.

Upon returning to the house the girls find out that they are going on a trip to Mexico. Prior to the trip Nikki and Lauren seem to be disagreeing. We know where this is going.

Smarty pants Char is explaining the hotel they are staying at and she says "It's white. It's Christine." Ummm...no, fucking idiot. She means "pristine." I hate her.

At dinner, Nikki is trying to have a conversation with Char about the first time they met. Char ignores her. She doesn't know when Nikki decided it was okay to speak to her.

Nikki and Lauren leave before dessert to go out drinking.

Char and Wilmarie go out dancing at a club that makes me almost have a seizure. Every guy that is dancing with Wilmarie is gay. I think they might think she's a man.

Jessica and Kori head to Senor Frogs (where Nikki and Lauren are) to get wasted. Kori lets some random guy lick whipped cream off her boobies. Again, her mom must be so proud.

Nikki runs into a friend of hers and is just talking talking talking talking...Lauren can't get a word in. As much as Lauren annoys the shit out of me, I am SUPER annoyed with Nikki right now too.

Lauren goes to the hotel early. She and Kori hang out on a trampoline at the beach. The beginning of the end of Nikki and Lauren's BFFness.

The next morning Nikki and Char are both sleeping in so the rest of the girls are hanging out on the beach. When Nikki and Char finally get up the rest of them head back to the hotel to get ready. Nikki keeps trying to have a conversation with Char. They say that Kori and Lauren are both followers.

Now suddenly Char and Nikki respect each other.  Ugh. Char goes up to the room and Nikki follows a little while later. She thinks she's being funny by having a guy wheel her in on a cart saying "room service". She needs to learn about what comedy means.

Kori thinks she can read people because she is a licensed massage therapist. ????

In the van on the way to dinner and the club Nikki is sitting in the way back and she's mumbling about everyone - calling people followers, who is young, who is old, boring, etc. Then she spits water on Lauren's back. 

Nikki is trying to poke Lauren in the face with one of those long balloons that people form into animals. She is seriously the most annoying person.  She leaves and goes outside by herself so of course everyone talks about her while she's gone. I love how they all say that they don't hide how they feel and they tell people what they think to their face but I really haven't seen any of that in this episode.

When Nikki heads back into the club, the girls are dancing and she's kind of on the outskirts and below them a bit and looks like an idiot because she's still dancing.

Back at the hotel Nikki walks way behind the rest of the pack like a lost little duckling.

Finally Lauren confronts Nikki the next day out at the pool. Of course Nikki covers her face up with a big sombrero. It was a lame argument and Oxygen decides to play clips of their "friendship" as if we're sad about this separation.

The girls are back at home and Nikki goes out alone. She makes out with some random guy and she comes home super drunk.

She walks into the house yelling "replacement" at Wilmarie. She then throws Wilmarie's bedding over the inside balcony into the lobby. Wilmarie keeps telling Nikki to punch her. She slaps her instead. Then Wilamarie grabs her hair and starts fighting with her.  This is where my DVD cut off but I'm sure they don't show the rest of the fight, they always do this.

I don't know how many episodes are left this season but I hope not too many more. These girls are getting on my LAST nerve.