Teen Mom Unseen Moments (from 4/12)

Leah's first unseen moment is all about math. It was back when her hair was 2/3 curly, 1/3 straight, 3/4 brown, 1/4 blonde. I wonder if she actually used those fractions when explaining to the hairdresser what she wanted done.

Her eyeliner is about 90% of what it came to be by the end of the season.

I don't really care what the actual scene was about because it doesn't matter.

In her next clip she asks her sister to be her maid of honor. Her sister says that she will need to get a tan because she's so white. Um...too bad that didn't work out. You got an orange instead. (The photo below is from the finale)

Leah and Corey are arguing about something that I feel like almost every mom and dad must fight about at some point. Leah says she's tired (because she gets up all night with the babies) and Corey says he is too (he slept in until 11am). She cries (because she can't help it) and he is annoyed by it. This sounds so familiar. Except I only have one baby and my husband doesn't need subtitles.  Well, and a lot of other things...like we're in our 30s and I don't wear magic marker for eyeliner.




Kailyn's clip shows her feeding Isaac some juice (shocker!) and Suzi has a strange bruise on her arm.

Suzi says "We opened our home to you."  Who is we?

Kailyn has a strange bruise on her arm, too! Are they getting abducted by aliens at night?

Holy shit she has an even bigger one!

They are arguing about her living there and Isaac starts crying. I think it is because he wants formula or breast milk and Kailyn is feeding him straight up apple juice.

Kailyn on a date with Jordan with Isaac along = AWKWARD and BORING.

Oh no, Jo is rapping. Oh no. I'm embarrassed. Maybe he thought he would get a record deal. I'm embarrassed. Oh no.

He's complaining to his brother about Kailyn and money.

In the scene after Kailyn picks up her things from Jo's house, Kailyn confronts Jo's father who is sitting in the garage. He says that all Kailyn does is cause aggravation. They are arguing with each other like he's a teenager too. Where is Janet??!




Chelsea and Adam take Aubree to adopt a pet. Yup, add more responsibility to your plate. GREAT idea.

They look at a giant cat and Aubree starts sneezing while the cat almost scratches her eyes out. 

Another scene, Chelsea is going to get her wisdom teeth out. Afterwards she has an ice pack around her entire head and with her hair in her eyes she looks like she is in costume as a ghost with a Zorro eye mask.

Adam won't kiss her because she has drool and crusty blood on her mouth.  She's taken out of the building in a wheelchair. Huh?

Adam heads into the pharmacy to pick up Chelsea's prescription and he doesn't know if she has insurance or not so he calls her (she's outside in the car). Chelsea can't speak because she's swollen and has gauze in her mouth. FINALLY she says she'll just text him.

In an effort to sound interested in Adam's hobby (cars) Chelsea takes Aubree, clad in a pink top and leopard pants (of course) out to the garage to see Adam's latest purchase. She asks questions but he is clearly annoyed.

He spent $500 for a car and plans to spend about $5k to $6k fixing it up (it doesn't have a motor). He plans to find the money "on the street".

In another scene Chelsea practically has to beg Adam to watch a movie with her. She lists off a bunch of movies they have so he can pick one and most of them are horrible.

She wants to watch The Notebook and he chooses Joe Dirt. She wants to hold his hand and he just steals the blanket from her. Ah, true love.  




Jenelle's first clip starts with her handing a bottle to Jace while saying "here"...like she's handing a buck to a homeless man.

She has a conversation with Jace's father, Andrew about signing temporary custody of Jace to Barbara. He thinks it is a good idea because Jenelle is irresponsible. She, of course, disagrees and says that she's changed and is a pretty good mom to Jace.

If it wasn't so sad that this child has Jenelle for a mother, the cameraman would probably be snickering behind the lens.

The next scene shows Jenelle's friend Amber coming to visit and buying her "Silly Bandz". I had to look them up. These are basically just like what we called "Jelly Bracelets" when I was a kid except Silly Bandz when not on the arm form a shape of an animal or something. They are for children. Not teen moms.

I am trying to figure out what Jenelle's wrist tattoo says. I took a photo of it upside down but I still can't tell what it is. Anyone?

EDIT: Thank you to one of my readers, Sarah for explaining - this says "Vahn" which is Jace's middle name. Good lookin' out!

They discuss Jenelle dating someone now that she's a mom (this was all pre-Reefer). She says that she wants to find someone who has goals and isn't some low-life that isn't doing shit with their life. Oh so THAT'S why she went out with Reefer...all of his goals and ambitions.

Jenelle and Reefer go to a food pantry since she can't afford groceries. The only meat they have available is pig's tail. People eat pig's tail?

I'm unsure as to how they allow the two of them to get all of this free food. There are cameras following them around and Jenelle is clutching her cell phone.  I'm actually PISSED off right now.

Barb and her boyfriend Mike are at the beach with Jace discussing how wonderful and quiet it is at home now that Jenelle doesn't live there. We find out that Barb was a "party girl" when she was younger. Woo hoo Barb!

A wave comes up and gets their stuff wet and Barb blames Mike for it. Guess it isn't just Jenelle she blames for everything.

Jenelle's piece of shit car is falling apart. Her tire pops as she's driving with Reefer and makes a loud noise. She pulls over and is scared that it just happened. She's upset and says "What am I supposed to do?" Reefer just says..."huh...ummm...".  She doesn't have a spare tire so she has to get it towed.

The two abandon the car while Reefer carries his ghetto looking skateboard. Ah, true love. I think that's how The Notebook ended too.