They see a guy sitting in what is basically a tube with a motor and he's fishing. Vicki doesn't understand how someone can do this. She doesn't have hobbies anymore. She just works. Fun.
She thinks Donn is being rude to her so she's all pissy. She starts to discuss insurance (one of the kids' friends works for her). Someone please throw her off the boat. At least everyone is getting drunk so they can block her out.
Vicki thinks that if she doesn't work so much that her home is going to go into foreclosure. Ok. I'm so sick of her talking about work and insurance and how her employees are like her family. Donn comes by to the office to pick up his dog Walter and Vicki is mean to him. She's much nicer to her employees than her family.
Why can't they leave the dog at home?
Ugly Eddie is picking up Tamra for her trip to Spain. She tells Eddie the story about how Alexis is upset that Tamra brought mase to the party. He couldn't be less interested. Shut up Tamra. Everyone hates you.
Once at their hotel they are making out on the balcony and as much as I HATE the overused term "I just threw up in my mouth a little bit"...I just threw up in my mout a little bit.
Eddie takes tons of photos in Spain and it is unfortunate that a year from now when he looks at them there will be this scary looking old lady with a lot of plastic surgery.
They are out to lunch and Tamra asks Ugly Eddie for the first time if he wants kids - because she has four of them and clearly doesn't want anymore. However, she can see Eddie's brain going a mile a minute when he says "Are you telling me you don't want anymore kids?" She decides to "reel him in" by saying they would have beautiful children. Awesome.
They are sitting on a beach eating what looks like raw meat. Are we going to see some vomit Spain-style later on?
Alexis and Gretchen are hanging out in workout clothes but in full hair and makeup. No wonder Gretchen has such horrible skin, you shouldn't workout in makeup...all those pores opening up and your makeup just seeping into them? Gross.
They are discussing the bedazzled evil eye hat and the mase and they keep referring to them as jokes. Jokes are funny. Those were not jokes. They are lame. They need to watch some Chris Rock stand up or Tosh.0.
Gretchen is still planning the vow renewals for her parents. I hope this event happens this episode because I'm sick of hearing about it. Obviously Gretchen didn't really have any storylines this season so it is all about the party.
Slade needs to also watch some comedy shows because he thinks buying tissue boxes and decorating them with the words "Happy 40th Crybabies" is hilarious for Gretchen's parents.
Oh good, the day is here. Gretchen rents a Mustang for her parents for the day. They head to the church where they got married 40 years ago. Even though Gretchen's shorts are smaller than the underwear I have on right now, she does not burst into flames.
A limo is taking her parents to a secret location. It is their favorite winery and this is where they are rewnewing their vows. While mom gets ready, Slade Smarmy takes dad down to the dock to have a glass of wine. For some reason his hair is out of control. And why hasn't he shaved? He's so disgusting.
He brings up that he wants to be married and Gretchen's dad says that the "lease option" sounds good instead.
Gretchen's parents are cute renewing their vows. It is nice to see people actually in love on television. It is also nice to see that Gretchen doesn't seem to want to marry Slade Smarmy.
Peggy is going to get her boobs done again. It has been 19 years since she had her first implants. She also thinks that getting new implants is going to help her get through her post partum depression. Smart.
Post-surgery, Peggy looks a little bit like Zelda from the movie Pet Sematary. Too. Much. Vomit. In. My. Mouth.
Alexis goes to visit Zelda with some food because after getting boobs you can't cook or they might melt. Zelda shows her the new boobs and Alexis tells the camera in interview that she should have gone to HER plastic surgeon instead. Yikes. I don't want to know what is under that blouse.
Just read it. Spot on!
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