Danielle had big ambitions when she was younger – she wanted to be a lawyer. Then she started hanging out with a group of girls who stick out their tongues for photos all the time.
She started skipping school and failing classes. Danielle’s grandmother figured she could help straighten Danielle out by having her live with her. That is where Danielle met her super-non-loser boyfriend who works at a fast food restaurant and has lost his license.
Grandma failed because Danielle got knocked up staying there. So, she’s back with her mom.
For some reason when I look at Danielle and her boyfriend (Jamie) I think they smell like shit. However, I just realized that our dog farted in the other room and it has made its way to the living room. But, these two are now going to remind me of shit. Great, the whole episode is going to make me gag.
I think having some sort of ugly facial piercing is a requirement to get on this show.
Danielle explains to her friends that they were not using any protection. Well…she says what the hick teen moms say “We didn’t have no protection or nothing.”
We find out how Danielle’s mom had her when she was 16 so I don’t know why her mom thought it was such a good idea to send her to her grandmother’s house since she got pregnant under her roof too.
I’m distracted by the giant wall length couch and the fake wood paneling on the walls.
Danielle goes to a fair or something with her friend Sierra. Sierra has ugly sunglasses and a mini-backpack. She just keeps saying “That’s weird.” and “That’s just weird.”
Danielle and her mom (Casey) go shopping at a store that has their baby carriages displayed in a giant pile on the sidewalk.
She mentions to Casey that she wants to move out on her own with Jamie and asks how much she’ll need monthly to live. She says Jamie makes $300 in his paycheck and her mom assumes she means every week…but of course, that’s every two weeks. She’s shocked. Did she really think he made that much working at a fast food restaurant?
Casey says the word “financially” like “financually”.
Later Danielle and Jamie talk about finances and they obviously aren’t mature or smart enough to figure this out.
The plan for now is to live with Casey for a week and a half after the baby is born and then move to Jamie’s dad’s house. Casey wants Danielle to stay at home until she’s 18.
One day later on, Danielle’s friends stop by and one of them has a shirt that says “Jesus is my BFF!” She better hope Alexis from the Real Housewives of Orange County doesn’t see that…she’ll scratch her eyes right out. Jesus is hers.
She’s having contractions so she’s heading to the hospital. Jamie starts playing around with some clippers on the counter and then gets grossed out that there is hair on it. What did he think they were for? In an OBGYN’s office hair clippers can only be for one area.
Danielle and Casey are both texting on their phones. This is when I realize that I’m probably older than Casey. She had Danielle at 16 and Danielle is now 16…so that makes her 32. Yeah, I’ll be 33 in July. So had I gotten knocked up at 16 I could be a grandmother right now.
Of course, the doctor says that she wants to induce her because no one knows any better than to say no. They start pitocin. Hours later she’s in pain and decides she wants “that crap”. That crap = epidural.
Alarms start sounding because the baby has stopped breathing. They don’t show any of it on TV but they used the vacuum thing to suck the baby out. Luckily, he’s fine.
After they take the baby home we find out that Jamie has missed a few shifts at work. When he goes to talk to his boss they’ve suspended him and told him that when he comes back to work he can only have about 10 hours a week. Why didn’t he call his boss to tell him his son was being born?
He says he doesn’t even want to go back because they have a grudge against him now. How grown up?
The couple follows through with their plan and they move to Jamie’s dad’s house. Jamie gets a construction job with his father.
Casey stops by to give Danielle her grades – she has two F’s. She’s realizing that because Jamie can’t help her when he gets home from work that she will be unable to keep up with her school work.
Jamie’s father complains to Jamie and Danielle that no one is cleaning. Blah blah blah.
Danielle wants to put the baby (Jamie Jr.) in day care so that she can do homework. Jamie is completely against it even though he won’t help her take care of the baby so she can study.
She decides that moving to her mother’s house will be the best because she will have a lot of help. As long as Casey isn’t drawing on her eyebrows, she will have lots of time to help out with the baby.
This episode was reminiscent of last season – BORING.
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