He's talking with Natalie about how Ashley thinks that she and Natalie are an alliance together. Natalie says she is probably going to stick with Rob. After hearing Ashley say how exciting it was to see Andrea get blindsided I don't blame Natalie. Rob tells Natalie that he thinks Ashley's sneaky. Pot meet kettle.
Andrea shows up on Raw Sewage Island to join Jesus, Ralph and Mike. She argues with Jesus a little bit and the guys make her sleep on the ground next to their little cot. Ha!
Time for the duel. A little maze and then a puzzle. Ralph gets to his puzzle first. Andrea looks like she's having a mini siezure and Jesus is walking through the motions as if he just smoked a joint in the woods before the duel. Mike finishes his puzzle first, Jesus and then Andrea. Ralph is going home.
Jeff points out to them right at the end of the challenge that the loser of this duel will be on the jury and "that blows".
Back at camp Rob and Grant discuss getting rid of Ashley at the next immunity challenge...it makes it sound like he's going to trip her or set a boobie trap at the challenge. He obviously meant to say "at the next tribal council."
Food is low and Ashley wants to conserve it so they have enough until the end...as if she'll be there. She's not taking into account that someone leaves every day or so. Crazy Phillip points out that Grant needs to eat more because he's big and strong. Basically the girls don't need to eat as much because they are girls. Sorry to tell you Phil...but you're pretty much a girl too, Tighty-Pinkies.
He says that the girls only need 1700 calories a day and someone like Grant needs 3600. The reason he knows this is because he's a well-read person.
Phillip starts yelling and flipping out on the girls, calling them princesses and they should go and do a little pageant...go on Miss USA. Weirdo!
Rob meets up with Natalie in the woods to talk about it. Two little monkeys are snooping on them from the tree. I wonder if Special Secret Agent Phillip trained them to spy. Now THAT would be cool.
Ashley tells Rob that they should get rid of Grant next and Rob tells Grant about it. He calls her a snake...since he was JUST talking about getting rid of Ashley, pot meet kettle.
Immunity challenge time. The winner also gets a three course meal delivered to them at the camp. They have to do this challenge with one arm tied behind their back.
Jeff announces that Natalie is inexplicably still working on her first section of the puzzle. He's just not holding back in this episode. I'm waiting for him to yell "You suck!" He ends up telling Natalie that she might as well sit down and watch.
Holy shit, Ashley won immunity. I should have known because it seemed like they were talking about voting her out way too much in the first half of the episode. Ashley picks Natalie to eat the meal with her.
The food reward arrives and Ashley and Natalie stuff their faces. I imagine there will be a lot of painful pooping in the woods in their near future. They end their afternoon with Ashley smelling Natalie's armpit.
Rob tells Ashley, Natalie and Phillip that they are voting Grant out and he tells Grant that they are voting Natalie out.
Grant is the one voted to Raw Sewage Island. The two-hour season finale is on Sunday!
I think your recap was great! It made me really laugh out loud :D
ReplyDeleteI love it and I also liked how Natalie trimmed Ashley's armpit hair also.
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