DVR is the Best Invention EVER

I would never see any of my favorite shows if it weren't for DVR. I'm going to list the shows that I watch and will probably talk about and you're going to think "How the hell does she have time to watch all of these?"

The answer is my DVR, insomnia and the fact that my son sleeps from 7pm to 8am. 

It also helps that new seasons do not all begin at the same time!

Ones most likely to be discussed and re-capped:

The Real Housewives of ________ (fill in the blank) - I watch all of them! Currently Atlanta and Beverly Hills are coming to an end but the reunion shows are sure to be a shit show! Yipee!!!  The DC Housewives were awful but I feel like I'm going to miss something if I don't watch. Its like I'm back in high school and even if I was deathly ill I had to go to the Friday night football games and to the keg parties because if I didn't, I would miss a buttload of drama.

The Bad Girls Club - I actually didn't start watching this until about 6 months ago. I've caught reruns of the older seasons but have only been watching full seasons since the Miami one. So far the newest season is ok...we'll see the crazy develop and everyone will "pop off!!!" Already Bozo-haired girl has skanked it up and Dude-girl has managed to piss everyone off and we've only seen two episodes!

Teen Mom (& Teen Mom 2) - This is one of my favorites to talk about because I get so fired up and I can make fun of SO MUCH. I do feel bad for the babies but hopefully they'll get some money from their moms for exploiting them and I assume MTV will pay for their therapy.

Jersey Shore - "Cabs ah heeaah!!" Drunk orange people fighting and skanking it up by the sea? DING! DING! DING! What more could I ask for?

16 & Pregnant - The most recent season was BORING! I hope the next round of knocked up teens have studied up on what good reality TV should be...




Now these are the non-reality shows I watch:

True Blood
Dexter
Big Love
The Walking Dead
Law & Order Special Victims Unit
90210
Breaking Bad (although I'm only on season 2)
Medium (series finale is this Friday! Not happy)
The Office
Parks & Recreation