Hooray!!! Kandi’s hair is great, no bent broom look!!! Maybe she read my blog. he he Now, her outfit and her necklace are another story…but at least the broom is gone for now.
The first clip is about the housewives’ bodies. I’m just realizing now that the Atlanta Housewives have the most normal bodies of all the franchises. Well, I wouldn’t say normal since lots of it was paid for, but at least they all have some shape to them instead of thin, thin, thin like Camille, Gretchen, Bethenny, Kelly or the White House crasher lady.
Clarification on Kim’s “boob job” from the season finale. Apparently she switched from saline to silicone and moved her “nipple up a little bit”. Hmm.
She is still claiming to be 32 years old. Andy told her that she looks younger with no/minimal makeup on and Kim says she’s heard that a lot. So Andy (love him sometimes) says “Then why do you cake it?”
This isn’t the greatest example but I think she looks a lot better and younger when she’s not “all done up”. If you saw the episode when they all went to the spa, you’ll probably agree with me.
Kandi admitted to getting liposuction in her waist and stomach area. She then claims that she didn’t know she had to diet to maintain it. So wait, she thought they sucked the fat out of you once and you are immune to fat? If that were the case, I’d be saving up for some lip right now.
Nene has some real hatred for Kim, it seems more so than in the past. I see a big blowup coming! Let’s hope so. After the disappointing Beverly Hills Reunion I need some drama.
Onto Cynthia and her lack of enthusiasm for her wedding. We find out that her mother and sister didn’t tell her about the fact that they hid her marriage license until she saw the show! I can’t believe they didn’t tell her, how awful to find out your mom and sister tried to sabotage your wedding day by seeing it on television many months later.
YEAH! Onto clips of Phaedra. I love the way she talks and the random things she comes up with. “Penis ointment?”
Well that was disappointing, they didn’t even show her talking about the belly button on the baby?
Somehow Nene and Phaedra are arguing and it involves Bobby Brown.
What the hell, I have been saying how I want to be friends with Nene Leakes but so far on this reunion I really don’t like her. She’s not being funny and she’s being snotty and mean. Isn’t is usually the other way around? At the reunion they are all nice and claim the show edited them to make them look bad? It seems the opposite with Nene.
Talking about Sweetie now, Kim’s assistant. I think it is hilarious that Kim’s daughter was more sad that Sweetie was going to be gone during Kim’s bus tour.
We hear from Kim that she’s coming out with a book that tells people “how to land a Big Poppa”…so how to be a gold digging mistress. Lovely. I think her daughters should be looking up to Sweetie instead.
For some reason people think it is racist for Kim to talk to Sweetie the way she does. However, Sweetie probably makes more than most people I know from being her assistant and I 100% believe that Kim would talk to Sweetie that way if she were white.
The show is almost over and Nene and Kim are just starting to argue. I think I will continue this recap with Part 2 and post it only if part 2 is juicier than this one.
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Ok here I am reviewing part 2 from last night (2/20).
Here we are flashing back to the conversation about putting sugar in your vagina to make it sticky. I don’t get that…isn’t the point to make it NOT sticky?
Plus, any time someone talks about food and sex together, I just picture the disgusting scene in Don’t Be a Menace…and that’s just wrong.
EVERYONE: Stop saying va-jay-jay. Seriously. Stop.
Next, embarrassing flashbacks of Sheree’s dates with the “doctor” who supposedly got his PhD online.
Now some clips on the housewives as moms. It seems as though most of the kids are doomed, except maybe Kandi’s daughter. This talk about kids and their missing fathers is way too deep for a Real Housewives Reunion.
Of course, I just want crazy drama – not this real life stuff that affects the children. Lets move on! I almost want to fast forward through it but I’m worried I’ll miss something.
Is it awful that I want to buy some Christian Louboutins just so everyone knows by their red bottoms? I’ll take these. Size 8. Thanks.
Now, we’re onto Phaedra’s pregnancy. During the season she claimed that she didn’t really know when her due date was. She claimed around 7 months that the baby already weighed 8 lbs so she was further along.
Of course, when she went in to have her C-section, the doctor said that she was FULL TERM. Phaedra still tried to play it off like other doctors have different theories. This is all because she wasn’t married when she got pregnant. Allegedly.
For some reason Phaedra thinks that asking when your due date is, it is all about gossiping. She also claims she didn’t know the due date because she had fertility issues. She’s so full of shit.
Another controversy surrounding Phaedra is that her husband is an ex-convict, while Phaedra is a lawyer. Apollo was in prison for racketeering, organized crime. I thought it had something to do with stealing cars. I’m still confused. He’s out now, I guess that’s all that matters.
“The Ring Didn’t Mean a Thing” hasn’t been released yet by Kim or Kandi because they have not come to an agreement.
Someone wrote in and asked why none of the housewives will admit that Kim can’t sing. No one will either confirm nor deny except Phaedra who says that they all know Kim is not a vocalist but she has some “curb appeal”. Take that as you wish.
Kandi estimates that “Tardy for the Party
” has made between $80,000 and $100,000. She reveals that all she has received is about $3,000 for it. To quote Nene, “That’s just CRAZY.”This season started off with Kim and Nene as friends again and all was right with the world. When Nene did an interview with Jermaine Dupris, she slammed Kim a little bit. Kim took that as Nene being jealous. So when Nene joined Kim and Kandi on the bus tour, Nene let Kim have it. This was the beginning of the end.
Nene seemed so incredibly angry that there must have been more going on. Even now, during the reunion, Nene is not the funny lady that I want to be friends with. It makes me a little teary eyed.
Nene is stone faced and says she has no soft spot in her heart for Kim.
What’s next for the ladies? Andy Cohen wants to know.
Sheree is revamping her “She By Sheree” clothing line (she’s been working on this clothing line for a while now – it might be time to give up).
Kandi’s CD is doing well and she’s thinking about coming out with her own line of sex toys.
Cynthia is thinking of opening a modeling school.
Kim is having a baby in four months or so and working on her wig line.
Nene is going to be on Celebrity Apprentice (which means I’ll have to blog about that!).
Phaedra is in the process of buying a funeral home.
Silence.
The end. Blah! All in all this reunion pretty much blew it was even difficult to make it entertaining to write about.
Well, onto the next franchise – Miami!
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