The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills REUNION Part 1 (from 1/27)

WHAT is Kyle wearing? I have it paused at the moment and it looks like the same shape when Buffalo Bill cut sections out of the women’s backs but instead it is on Kyle’s shoulders and instead of blood diamonds are showing. Yes, I see later that closer up they are in the shape of some sort of feather. But still. It puts the lotion on its skin.

(from wetpaint.com)

The first letter Andy reads is from someone who tells the ladies that their plastic surgery doesn’t make them look younger, it makes them look deformed. Lovely choice for the first letter. Don’t they all look like that out there in Beverly Hills? We don’t get a lot of people getting plastic surgery in MA.
I was going to say that Taylor’s the only deformed-ish one with the giant duck lips but then suddenly Adrienne was on screen and she looks remarkably like Latoya Jackson.

I LOVE Lisa Vanderpump. I love her, love her, love her.

Andy brings up Camille’s comments about how tiny 3500 square feet was in the New York apartment – we all remember her saying “How can we live here? It’s so small.” But now she says that it was “Kelsey’s issue”. Sure. Then why the fuck did you say it 36 times during that episode? I think she watched the season and planned out all of her excuses ahead of time.

Camille says we haven’t seen the “real” her on the show and that she was villainized.  Andy reads off a list of adjectives that viewers have used to describe her and I agree with every single one of them.

(from wetpaint.com)

Conniving, passive aggressive, narcissist, insecure, catty, jealous, cruel, hypocritical, self absorbed, manipulative, fake, insincere, delusional.

Then Taylor jumps in and says that people sit behind their computers (that’s me!) and say all these things without knowing her – that pisses me off to no end. WE SAW HER SAY THESE THINGS AND ACT THIS WAY. They were not taken out of context and if they were I don’t believe there is a context in which her actions were not self absorbed!

Taylor also says that we (those of us behind our computers) say these things about people who seem to have perfect lives. I just about choked on my Cristal right there.

(from hellobeautiful.com)

(Who am I kidding, I’m drinking tap water). However, I would never trade my life for Camille Grammer’s or any of the women on this show. Taylor is acting like people who say hateful things are automatically jealous.

Do I hear anyone wanting to have Camille Grammer’s life? She seems like a very sad person and she has IBS. Nope. All set. And Kelsey Grammer? Ew. Worst character on Cheers.

Now it is clear why Kelsey wanted Camille to do this show…kept her occupied while he was boinking the girl in New York. Smooth move Frasier.

Did they show the clips of the marriage ending so early in the show so we would feel bad for her and forget how much we hated her? We shall see.

Onto Taylor and Kim. Taylor looks like she has too many teeth. And then “pulling Oklahoma on your ass” sounds to me like she’s pulling her out to the alley to make her have sex with an animal or a family member, no?

(from thegloss.com)

Kim is being an idiot saying she can’t believe Taylor would say that knowing how strongly she feels about domestic violence. Someone stuff something down Kim’s throat now so she can’t speak anymore. Where is that neckbrace…uhh…choker she was wearing in the finale. Tighten that up.

Taylor has a lip IMPLANT, not just collagen. That must feel weird.

I LOVE Lisa Vanderpump. I love her, love her, love her.

What’s with all this fluffy talk? Oh wait, after the next commercial it is Camille vs Kyle! Woot!

Adrienne and Paul are the best couple because they bicker like normal people. Well, maybe they bicker like me and my husband. Is that normal?

Camille claimed she was 30% busier than the rest of the housewives. Huh? Busier doing what? Pooping, I think.

Here we go with the “Why would anybody be interested in you without Kelsey there?” fight.  Camille is a loon. A loooooooooon.

“This whole season was set up to make me look bad.” Camille. ha ha ha ha ha

You can tell she’s insecure and lying because her neck and chest are bright red with hives. She’s claiming Kyle invited her to the show so she had a target…which makes no sense because Camille was the one who started all of the arguments.

Thank goodness there is a part 2 because not a lot has happened in this reunion.

I’m disappointed in the episode and in my recap tonight. Poops. Sorry.