Survivor: Redemption Island (from 3/30)

David's pissed that Sarita didn't get voted out. He seems like a pouter.  I don't like him.

On Redemption Island Matt is apparently planning to rob a bank because he has his orange "buff" around his mouth and nose. "This is a stick up!"  Last week he had the nylon thing on his face. Seriously, is Redemption Island also a sewage plant island or something?

Stephanie is just blabbering on and on and on.

At the orange (yellow?) tribe Phillip is still in his pink undies and he and Rob decide that they are going to the duel today. Rob says that Phillip is probably the most unaware person he's ever met in his entire life. There is no way that this guy was a federal agent. I really do think this is like a Beautiful Mind thing where he thought he was working for the government but it was really just in his head.

The duel is like a giant game of Memory. Matt goes first and gets a match immediately, so does Stephanie. It is a close duel but Matt wins again. He can go back to his bank robbing plans.

Phillip babbles incoherently about samurai warriors or something.

Back at orange/yellow, Rob tells the tribe everything that happened on Raw Sewage Island while Phillip falls out of a tree.

Later on they are all eating rice and and Phillip chews it like its gum. He wants some of the crispy rice but that's Rob's portion. Why didn't Phillip just wait for his portion until the rice got crispy? I'm confused.

Phillip is super pissed and he tells the camera that he's sick of the girls basically worshipping Rob. He says that the girls are SHARING ROB'S UNDERWEAR and socks. What? Huh? What? 

Challenge time.  It involves a bag of balls and Jeff keeps saying "bag of balls". He he.

"Rob's still struggling with those balls!"

This challenge actually seems pretty hard, like people can get hurt and they are probably tired and stinky.

At the end the balls have to go into a small net. First tribe who gets 6 balls wins. Orange/yellow team wins basically because Grant was awesome.

The reward is a helicopter trip to some giant volcano.  Everyone is seriously standing WAY too close to the edge. I'm paranoid.

They have a picnic on the volcano with sandwiches, candy, wine and Phillip chews it all like gum again. Rob finds the clue to the hidden immunity idol (which he already has) so he just throws it into the volcano.

At the sad purple tribe there are a bunch of birds eating stuff off of a turtle on the beach.  This is not cute like the mini baby turtle from a few weeks ago.

We know Sarita wants to vote Dave out and vice versa. Blah blah blah during tribal council.

Sarita ends up being voted to Raw Sewage Island.

Next week the winner of the duel gets to rejoin the tribe AND they are merging. How pissed would you be if you were Matt and you lost the last duel? I doubt it against Sarita, though.