Nikki announces that they are playing dodgeball. Char brags that she was good at dodgeball in elementary school. Great resume.
The walk into the gym where they are playing and it looks brutal but at least they aren't playing other people. Nikki, Wilmarie and Lauren lose almost immediately and during the rematch the exact opposite happens. The third game Char, Jessica and Kori win.
What was the point in this?
On the ride home Lauren is talking about what she likes in guys and they get extra extra extra points of they wear girl jeans. Um...ew!!!
Wilmarie, Lauren and Nikki are going out together to a place called La Vida. Nikki wants to find a "guido". It is so annoying. Using Jersey Shore lingo when you are not joking or making fun of them is not cool.
Wilmarie is fighting with Nikki and Lauren because she wants to dance. Nikki calls her a replacement which is the equivalent to the devil at the Bad Girls Club.
At home, Char suggests they play charades. When she says "one syllable", Jessica says that she doesn't even know what the word syllable. Holy shit.
She also says that she didn't know that North Carolina wasn't a part of California. Holy shit.
Char doesn't know what an adverb is and Kori suggests that a noun is what describes the verb. Holy shit.
In the sentence "Jessica ran across the street" Jessica thinks that the noun is "ran". Holy shit.
Wilmarie goes home early and cries to the other girls. When Lauren and Nikki get home Nikki argues with Wilmarie about the replacement comment. She's only been here four days and she mentions that the originals have been there for 8 weeks. I would DIE if I had to live with these slobby nasty annoying bitches for 8 weeks.
The next day Lauren and Nikki head out together and Lauren's wearing another romper/jumper thing.
The other four go out together. Some random guy comes to their area and they pull his pants down. Then Kori gives him a lap dance, lifts up her shirt and puts his face between her boobs. I bet her mother is super proud.
At the house Nikki is taking apart Wilmarie's bed because that is obviously just as bad as being called a replacement. They then put the extra mattress in between Nikki and Lauren's beds. Wilmarie is moving into the "jinxed" room where all other occupants have gone home.
Kori talks to a friend on the phone and they both say "oh my gawd" and "yaaah" and "totally".
Nikki and Lauren go to a club to look for their next STD. Nikki wants to hook up with the valet guy because he does the Jersey Shore fist pumping thing where they start on the ground and go up in the air. I'm not from Jersey - but I would really like to believe that the stupid fist pumping from the ground up was kind of a Jersey Shore cast thing...not everyone in Jersey.
And you know what? Even if it was a Jersey thing - everyone should STOP doing that because they look fucking stupid for trying to be like a Jersey Shore cast member. Nikki calling guys guidos and her "snooki poof"?
L-O-S-E-R. That's a noun.
Char, Kori and Jessica go bowling. They all suck but I don't know how they are bowling with black lights everywhere and disco ball strobes. Char spills Jessica's drink and she's pissed but not for long.
Some large women come over to the girls and start yelling at them for being on the Bad Girls Club and that they are ho's. Char, Kori and Jessica get kicked out because of it.
Nikki makes a date with the valet parking guy and she calls him on the phone and invites him to go to a place called "Boho". She has to repeat the word "Boho" about 12 times so either there is some joke that I don't get or the guy was not listening or is just weird.
They go out to dinner and then meet up at a club later. She's yelling "You are SO Jersey bro!!!" Ugh. Someone needs to tape her mouth (and her legs) shut.
The other four girls have a feeling that Nikki wants to start something tonight. Ugly Wilmarie is going to take care of it.
They all get picked up in the limo so this is where the fight will happen. Nikki starts being really annoying with Jessica and Wilmarie is trying to tell her to stop. Now Wilmarie and Nikki are arguing and Nikki throws the "replacement" word at her again.
I understand that she's not one of the originals - but that isn't HER fault. It isn't like she signed up to be a replacement when someone left. It is a WEIRD insult.
I realize tonight that I HATE Nikki. She turns around and smacks Wilmarie and they start fighting. Of course, the episode ends so we don't see what happens after that.
In two weeks they go to Mexico and everyone is changing. Lauren's sick of Nikki so she's hanging out with Kori. Nikki's hanging out with Char. However, Nikki and Wilmarie still fight and the word replacement is still being used. PUKE.
This show needs to be DONE! How many episodes left?
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ReplyDeleteyou forgot to mention that kori grinds her crotch in that guys face! soooooo skanky!
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