The Bad Girls Club (from 3/7)

The name of this episode is "Beat Down Barbie".   YEAH!!!

Jenn doesn't look as orange today. She calls her boyfriend and he says that he saw a video of her with two guys. Gross. She's looking up videos on porn sites to verify that she's not online. Gross.

For some reason the Bad Girls are going on Love Line with Dr. Drew Pinsky. I thought that was a show in the 90s but I guess it is still going. I can't imagine taking advice from any of these girls unless it is a course on how to be annoying.

Kori is talking to Nicki and Lauren Lips and being nice to them. Char pulls her aside and tells her not to do that. Of course Kori explains herself. Char is so ridiculously annoying and without question the most immature person ever on this show.  It is strange that suddenly Kori is very friendly with Nicki and Lauren but since they aren't in the 7th grade they shouldn't care. 

Why do people say "I could care less"? They need to stop and think about it.

Nicki and Lauren go out to meet up with Nicki's "boy toy" Smitty. Lauren is wearing shorts that are SO short that I think she's actually going to get arrested for prostitution. She looks ridiculous. Nicki is going to have sex again. She's nasty. She brags to the camera about how slutty she is. I can practically smell her dirty vagina through the TV. Ew.

Ashley is having a fit because Kori used her credit card to pay for everyone's fast food in the drive thru...probably a total of $8.59. She handed it to her...did she think Kori was going to have the drive thru guy do separate checks?

Jessica and Jenn are talking about how everyone comes to the Bad Girls Club to fix something about themselves. Ummm...no. I believe they do it to live for free, drink their asses off, not work, get laid, fight and become famous.

Jenn calls her boyfriend again and it sounds like they might have broken up. If I were a dude there is no way in HELL my girlfriend would be going on the Bad Girls Club.

The girls split off into three groups to go out for the night. Jenn and Jessica go to a Hooka bar. Char, Kori and Ashley go to one bar and Nicki and Lauren go to another. Char decides that she thinks a guy (who has a girlfriend) is cute and when he talks to Kori, Kori tells him that his breath stinks and he needs a mint.  He gets upset and says "You ruined it, SLUT!"

He comes up to Kori and Ashley a little while later and says that it was a "wrong move". Suddenly the guy's girlfriend throws a drink on Kori. She loves fighting and screaming. My head hurts.  In the limo on the way home Kori argues with Ashley and Char. I want to hit the mute button.

At home Char calls her friend to talk about how she can't help it that people want to follow her, that everyone wants to be around her and she's the life of the party.  She thinks that everyone in the house says her name at least 500 times a day and there are 6 of them. "So that's about 1,100 or 11,000." I laughed out loud at that one. She's delusional AND dumb!

Kori and Ashley are arguing some more and Kori does the clapping move before she pushes Ashley who flies all the way across the room and into the wall. She comes flying back but Jessica blocks it. Char thinks that they are fighting over her.

Ashley punches Kori hard in the face and they start fighting. I actually rewound it three times to see it. Lots of hair pulling and hard punches. Why can't someone punch Char like that?

This may be the most violent fight I've ever seen on the BGC. Lots of guys from the crew break it up and it takes a little while because they are holding each other's hair. They replay the fight a few times and I can't believe how many times each of them hits the other in the face.  Ashley has a black eye! I love it.

This fight made the whole episode better!