Teen Mom 2 (from 2/15)

We’re starting off with Chelsea. She’s worried that even though things are going smooth right now with the Three’s Company situation, (Chelsea is DEFINITELY Chrissy Snow) things might change because Mr. Furley is going to make Jack pay rent.

Whoops I mean Chelsea’s Dad is going to make Adam pay rent.

Adam is mumbling something about if he has to pay rent then he shouldn’t have to pay child support. Apparently being a father to him only means MAYBE paying rent, not actually buying things for the child. I mean, that’s what Chelsea’s dad is for, right?


Jack, Chrissy and Janet are hanging around discussing their absence of food. They have two Toaster Strudels left. Yum!

Jack is pissed at Chrissy because she asked him to pay rent but she hasn’t asked Janet to pay yet. I’m kinda with him on this one, but poor Janet is screwed in this deal. She was livin’ large for free since Jack came back.

Now, I’m going to stop referring to Three’s Company because I actually love Jack Tripper and I do not like Baby Daddy Adam.

Chelsea, Aubree and her dad, Randy, meet up for lunch so she can give her dad an update on her schooling.  Randy suggests that maybe she get a job at a tanning salon and who knows? She might meet a nice guy there. Evidently, Randy has not seen the Jersey Shore.

Adam and Megan are fighting back at the house. Megan texts Chelsea that she’s staying at her parents’ house for the night.


Adam finds out Megan’s cell number and sends her the following text:

“hey if u cant pay rent or nething u have to move out”

I hope she responds with “If you can’t spell correctly you need to be kicked in the nuts.”









Sometime in the future, Chelsea is having a conversation with Megan on her cell and I’m pretty sure both of them only heard about 2 words they said because they are both talking at the same time.  I HATE that about cell phones.

Megan is moving out and all of the sudden she starts screaming and swearing at Adam. Megan makes a great point as she leaves the house – that she was there for Chelsea when Adam treated her like shit. I may dislike Chelsea more than I dislike Adam.

Chelsea and Megan must’ve bought some furniture together and now have to split it up because there is a giant wicker basket chair in the living room with no cushion. Somewhere at Megan's parents' house is a big cushion on the floor.


Jenelle has been kicked out of her mother’s home. She and a random dog are crashing on a tacky couch at her friend’s house. This couch is that “hotel pastel” color.  You know what I’m talking about. The kind of couch you don’t want to sit on.

Barbara still hasn’t submitted her information for Jenelle’s financial aid yet somehow Jenelle went into the financial aid office looking TOTALLY sober thinking there would be some magical solution.

Jenelle’s mom finally fills out the paperwork. Jenelle decides to stop by the house to see Jace and thank Barbara for the paperwork. Barbara invites Jenelle to Jace’s birthday party.

Jace pretty much sprints out of the room after a toy truck and Jenelle is surprised that he’s walking. Clearly he’s been doing it for a while because he’s a pro. Barbara says he’s been doing it for a week now. Jenelle still doesn’t interact with him like a mother should with a son. No laughing, smiling, tickling. It is quite sad.

Jenelle bought some sort of Spiderman toy for Jace’s first birthday.  Barbara tries to convince her to return it and buy Jace a silver cup with his name on it because he doesn’t even know what presents are. I’m not sure what the silver cup is either. I guess she’s planning on him chewing tobacco and needs a monogrammed spit cup in the future.

It’s the day of the party and we know this because of the balloons out front, some random man outside the sliding glass door and three family members that stop by.

The Spiderman toy is actually a little four wheeler and even Jenelle’s 12 year old family member knows that he’s too little for it.

While sitting at the table during cake time, there is a tweaker sitting next to Jenelle who is also wearing a hemp necklace. Ok, if it weren’t for the modern day cell phones and the fact that Jenelle is wearing “Silly Bandz” I would seriously think this was being filmed in 1994.

Next week, it looks like Jenelle and Reefer are no longer eligible to stay on the pastel couch. Maybe they should move onto those couches that were outside on the lawn that one time.







Kailyn and Isaac are still homeless since Jo’s parents kicked them out. Kim, Kailyn’s friend who wears the side ponytails and painted on shorts on trips to Staples is being uber supportive by driving Kailyn somewhere and telling her “Your life just sucks.”

She reveals to Kim and the cameramen that she doesn’t want to be with Jo. I guess two people that have no personality at all aren’t a good match after all. Maybe one of them has to be funny or smart for the relationship to last.

Kailyn is telling her mother about the situation. For some reason her mom keeps referring to Jo by his full first name, Jonathan and doesn’t use “he” or “him”.

Kailyn’s mother wants her to reconsider not wanting to be with Jo because of the financial aspect.  Awesome advice.  Clearly she doesn’t want Kailyn to move in and I think the whole purpose of this visit was a big “hint hint” from Kailyn.

So not only does Jo have long fingernails, he also wears socks with sandals.

Kailyn always looks miserable. She’s miserably sitting in her car waiting for Jo to get in and she’s pouting. Jo miserable mug gets in the car so they can have a talk. They have a miserable conversation and say their miserable goodbyes.

They are back at Jo’s parents since they have no place to go and they want to talk to Kailyn and Jo about their situation. It is another miserable conversation where no one looks at each other in their eyes.  I don’t know where Kailyn thinks she’s going to go but she’s refusing to move in with Jo anywhere.


Leah and Corey still have to wait another month before Ali’s MRI. In the meantime, a development specialist is at the house to assess the situation.

I would comment on the ugly couches in the background but I feel so bad for Leah. I can’t imagine what she’s going through.

Ok, it is a new scene and I see a completely different couch. How many damn couches to they have? They probably could have afforded a nicer house if they just stopped buying couches.

MTV has not taken my request for Corey subtitles into consideration so I’m a little lost.  I can tell because of Leah’s end of the conversation that they are talking about their daughter.

Another day, Leah and Corey go to get their pictures taken with the twins. Thank goodness Corey isn’t wearing a hat. When the babies smile, they look JUST like Leah! They are too cute.

Oh no, I spoke too soon. Not only is Corey wearing a hat, but so is Leah and they are in camouflage for their next photos. Is it terrible that I suspect they also posed with beer cans and rifles but MTV just didn’t show those shots?

The two lovebirds leave the girls with the grandparents and they go on a date to the county fair. Leah tells Corey she’s getting on birth control and Corey says he wants another baby – a boy. He then says they could go to the courthouse tomorrow and get married. What a romantic!

I take that back because he’s now in a fancy jewelry shop buying Leah an engagement ring. And by fancy, I mean there are paintings on the wall that would go awesome with the hotel-pastel colored couch that Jenelle’s sleeping on.