STOP SAYING WINNING

I never watched Two & a Half Men. Doesn't seem funny to me. I have seen Major League and Hot Shots. Also, Charlie was a guest on Friends and he played Phoebe's friend from the Navy who was only in NYC for the weekend - when Phoebe had chicken pox. 

So I have never actually been a Charlie Sheen FAN. After his marriage ended with Denise Richards (of whom I'm also not a fan) I began to dislike him. He's pretty gross.

I haven't followed the interviews but I've certainly seen and heard some quotes and it is enough to know that he sounds like he is losing his mind.

I also listened to Howard Stern (love him!) today and heard a rerun of the Porn Star Pageant today. One of the women - and believe me, I use that term very loosely - was the one who became pregnant when sleeping with Charlie. She talked about how this was her FOURTH abortion. Has this girl not heard of birth control or condoms? I wanted to throw up all over myself in the car but I was going in public so I didn't. I still feel quite sick about it.

Of course, like everyone else in the world, I'm slowing down to view the car crash and can't look away.  So tonight I decided to DVR Dateline NBC since it was all about Charlie. Let's see how this goes.

I don't dislike Charlie because he seems to be an out of control pig, I dislike him because he's a public figure with FIVE CHILDREN who are going to see and hear things.  He even released the video of authorities removing his twin boys from his home. He's been accused of domestic violence and pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault.

Charlie claims that his TV show is the most valuable sitcom in the history of television. Seriously Charlie? Have you never seen Punky Brewster? The episode when Cherie gets trapped in the refrigerator was chilling! And who can forget this terrifying episode?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRf6hjm9hvU&feature=player_embedded#at=16

I digress...

Charlie cannot understand why they would cancel his show. In any other profession besides the entertainment world if someone was blatantly doing drugs and living it up with ugly hookers while his kids are taken away from him they would be fired from their job.  

Who gives a shit if you show up on time and do your work if you're putting a negative and crazy face on the company?

He wants $3 mil an episode. He was making $2 mil or so prior to this and says that he is underpaid.  Teachers, nurses - THEY are underpaid. Not you Charlie. Not you.

He's clean according to him. He was able to quit just by closing his eyes and making it so. Did somebody say WISH???? Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho!

(from www.thetvnet.com)

Pee Wee's Playhouse rocked.

Anyway...he's just making random sentences...not even sentences...just words. The tiger blood and Adonis DNA comments?

HOLD UP. Now he is right up there with Tom Cruise on my celebrity shit-list. He just said "Depression is a choice." My choice right now would be to punch you in the balls several times.

He's not embarrassed that his children will see this, in fact he thinks that it will be wonderful education for them. He has all the answers. Winning! STOP SAYING WINNING!

The interviewer is showing him some "Tweets" from after the Today Show interview he did. People said they feel bad for his kids, that he looked manic. He said he feels bad for those people who write this and they should "get a job" and that he's sad that people who have the time to write this might not ever have kids.

I'm not sure how long he thinks it takes to watch an interview on the Today Show and then type a sentence in under 140 characters but I don't think people were calling in sick or quitting their jobs to do it. And who is he to talk? He's unemployed right now!

I have a kid. I'm a mom 24/7 without any nannies - but I have time to write my blog because I'm not out snorting coke and paying porn stars to hang out with me!

The two girls that live with him are talking to the camera. One of them, who is a "model" for a marijuana magazine has a fidgety jaw.

They talk about how they hang out with the kids and my immediate reaction as a mother is pure adrenaline pumped rage. If my kids were in that situation around those type of people I would probably have left the country with them by now.

Even if he's sober and those two girls are sober - he's paying two women who have sex for money to live with him. I don't care of those two women looked like Mary Poppins when the kids are there - they're fucking hookers.  Um...porn stars...hookers...same thing.

UGH.